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Chapter 18: My Majestic Weapon (1)
Chapter 18: My Majestic Weapon (1)
The ⓕⓤⓒⓚ with mutation?!
Why does a lofty creature from a fantasy world like you know about such a scientific term and looks to be very knowledgeable about the topic to boot? You’re spoiling my image of the fantasy world y’know?
But the great ancestor said he had been to many worlds. It’s not impossible if he managed to learn a few specialized terms like that to impress the ladies in a modern world.
“I had once stayed for several years in a world with different systems from ours. Moreover, I received a Ph.D. in Biology while I was there, so I have a little expertise in that field,” said the great ancestor indifferently, but it sounded like he was boasting no matter how I hear it.
What do you mean by little?! It was a Ph.D. man! Why did you go and learn about biology when you are already an existence that stands above the gods? Moreover, to get a Ph.D. in merely a few years! Are those fools who only learned how to roast meat in two hundred years really your direct descendant?
“Thinking back, those female doctor life forms are indeed excellent,” the great ancestor smacked his lips as he immersed in his memories.
So he really did that to impress the ladies… and they were the legendary female doctor of science at that!
Even that dragon who dared to kidnap the Demon King’s daughter couldn’t be compared to you.
No… now’s not the time to make a retort. If the great ancestor is right, then I’m really going to be a flat board for life…
I am done for.
There’s no more hope for me…
There goes my revenge…
Who am I kidding, there’s no way I can get my revenge when I’m just a stranded salted fish.
No… the flat-chested me is even inferior to a salted fish. I’m just dead, rotten fish.
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I fell onto my knees and slammed the ground with both hands. Although I couldn’t see my face, I was sure my eyes looked as lifeless as the dead fish’s.
At this very moment, the chain of events formed in my brain was as follow:
No big breasts mean I will not obtain the strongest power, no power means I won’t be able to complete my revenge. No revenge means I won’t be able to take back what is mine. If I can’t take back what is mine, I am only a loser who can only ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— my ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— in my head.
In this lifetime, I can be nothing more than a scum who eats and play around until death. And after I take over the throne, I will be an incapable ruler who abuses my power to start a harem.
Wait, that doesn’t… sound so bad?
“My descendant, will thou give up just like this?” The great ancestor’s dignified voice carried an indescribable force.
“I understand how lamentable it is for a female to not have breasts,” the great ancestor had a compassionate face.
I also understand that you are a very nice gentleman under that thick skin.
“But that isn’t the only way to obtain the strongest power.”
“There are still other methods?”
“That’s right, as thou once said, big breasts are the strongest power in this world. Those are mutually related. Since thou can’t obtain the strongest power through big breasts, then thou shall obtain big breasts through the strongest power.”1
That… sounds reasonable…
“How can I obtain it?”
“All living creatures can reconstruct their body one time when they make a breakthrough into the realm of gods. According to my memory, there was once a flat-chested goddess who became big-breasted after ascending to godhood.”2
The golden light in the surroundings suddenly condensed and formed a familiar figure.
I- isn’t she one of the two retarded goddesses who turned me into this state?
Her perfect figures momentarily flashed through my head…
“In other words, her breasts are fake? She was actually a flat board?”
The great ancestor shook his massive head and said, “After the reconstruction, they become the real thing. But I remember she was wearing breast pads regularly before ascending to godhood.”
W- wearing breast pads? There was such a thing? In regards to that, I could only…
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahahaha! Oh my god, Puhahahahahahahaha!
—————— Meanwhile ——————
Somewhere in the void between worlds.
“A——Achoo~”
“Big sis, what’s wrong?”
The goddess rubbed her nose, and said, “For some reason, my nose feels very itchy. I wonder if someone is talking about me…”
The little sister embraced the older sister from behind, then she groped her breasts and said, “Of course many people would talk about big sis. Especially when you have such big breasts.”
The older sister slapped the younger sister’s hand away and said with slight anger, “Other people don’t know, but how can you not? Aren’t you just trying to mock big sister?”
“Hehe, big sis looks cute even while angry~”
——————Back to present——————
Wheeze… wheeze… that was too funny! The goddess was wearing breast pads before, and her current breasts are actually revamped…
Is this actually any different from breast enlargement surgery?
“How about it, are thou willing to take this path?”
“I’m willing,” but in order to obtain the greatest power, I can even tolerate a breast enlargement surgery.
“Very well,” A black spherical object suddenly appeared before me, “This is a weapon I used in my early years, take it.”
As expected of the great ancestor, so generous with his properties.
“Stretch your hand in there.”
I followed the great ancestor’s instruction and stretched my hand into the spherical object. My hand touched upon a cool, rod-like object. This is… a sword hilt?
Of course, only a cool weapon like swords can match up with me…
Alright, come on out, lemme see the greatest divine weapon of all times.
As I pulled my hand out, the gorgeous sword hilt gradually showed itself. The sword blade also gave off a beautiful resonating sound.
“B- Bzzt.”
“……”
You guys didn’t misread, nor did I use the wrong expression. That was not a dash that represents a drawn-out sound effect, but a period that represents immediate termination.
That was because…
I slowly lifted the sword in my hand, the blade was broken and it was only five centimeters long. My retorting spirit was endlessly igniting.
The one thing I wanted to say most now was…
You ⓑⓔⓔⓟ ⓑⓔⓔⓟ— is really an old scammer!
- …THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!
- Okay… that’s reasonable…
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