I'm Spider-Man (MCU)

Chapter 232: First Meal

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"Did you kidnap a little girl?" MJ asks as Lily starts laughing in the backseat.

"Yeah, she was on the side of the road so I offered her some candy." Peter replies with a teasing smirk as he drove down the street. "She cried for a bit, but I think Stockholm Syndrome is starting to set in."

"?" MJ could tell that Peter was messing with her, but she still didn't know why some random child was in the car. "Is this death trap even safe for kids to be in?"

"Yeah... Maybe." Peter says with an uncertain shrug.

"So..." MJ turns back to the little girl. "What's your name?"

"Lily!" She excitedly revealed her true identity.

"?" MJ froze for a moment as she robotically looked between Peter and Lily, as if to make sure this was who she thought it was. "What's your last name?"

"Parker~" Lily says playfully.

"Holy sh*t!" MJ exclaims in shock before covering her mouth with one hand.

"Mommy said a bad word!" Lily admonished her teenage mother.

"Sorry, sweetie." MJ apologizes as she just stares at Lily, taking in her appearance. "She looks just like me... How did you do it?"

She turned to Peter questioningly.

"I combined our DNA and worked a bit of magic and science." Peter dumbed it all down to a single sentence.

"How did you get my DNA?" MJ asks as she eyes Peter suspiciously.

"I think we're getting off track here." Peter does his best to change the subject. "Lily has been very excited to surprise you."

"..." MJ wanted to push him for more answers, but Lily came to her father's rescue fairly quickly.

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"Yeah! Dad said you would know what this is..." Lily says as she excitedly pointed down at her crotch.

"Did he?" MJ says as she turns to glare at Peter.

"Hey, that's Mommy business." Peter says as he shakes his head vehemently. "I'm not going near any womanly talks with her. That is not a father's job. I get to do things like teach her how to ride a bike or scaring away would-be boyfriends. You get everything that has to do with... 'that'."

Suddenly, MJ started laughing uncontrollably, surprising both Lily and Peter.

"Peter, it's her vagina. You don't have to speak in code like it's Voldemort." MJ rolls her eyes.

"Lalala..." Peter takes his hands off of the steering wheel and sticks a finger in each ear to drown out the sound of MJ's voice. "I can't hear you... I can't hear you... I can't hear you..."

Luckily, they were at a stop light, so no accidents would be taking place.

"Hehe..." Lily started laughing at whatever her father was doing before she turned to her mother curiously. "Mommy? What's a vagina?"

"No!" Peter screamed in absolute fright. "I refuse to be here for this talk. I want nothing to do with it."

"Well, sweetie. A vagina is-" MJ smirks as she started to explain, though a hand instantly covered her mouth.

"If you keep talking, I'll drive this car into the nearest wall." Peter says, completely seriously.

"Don't says things like that!" MJ admonished him. "Lily could get hurt."

"No, she wouldn't." Peter scoffs as he motions back toward Lily. "Look at her wrists."

"Huh?" MJ turns back and caught sight of the pin-sized holes in Lily's wrists. "Is that?"

"Yup." Peter nods as he pulls into his driveway.

"What is it?" Lily asks as she gazed at her wrists in confusion.

"Nothing, we'll explain later." Peter says as he parks the car and takes out the keys. "Let's go and surprise your Grandma next."

Carrying Lily inside, Peter watched as MJ hugged her daughter for the first time. The two were inseparable for a few minutes, which made Peter feel a bit jealous, though Mothers tend to win in these kinds of battles.

Of course, Peter wasn't too bothered.

As long as MJ and Lily were happy, then he didn't have any problems.

Quickly, Peter found out that his Aunt May was still at work, so they would have to wait for her to get back.

Thankfully, this gave Lily ample time to receive a private talk with her mother and practice her walking afterward.

When MJ started to answer some of Lily's more bodily questions, Peter left the room in an instant and pulled out his phone.

'What should I order?' He thought as Lily hasn't tried any food yet.

As an AI, Lily has only ever heard about what food was supposed to taste like, without the actual ability to ever experience it.

'Meh, you can never go wrong with some good old New York pizza.' Peter thought as he dialed up the best pizza spot in the area and placed an order. 'I wonder how she'll react to soda?'

Once Lily was done with her womanly talk, Peter came back in and watched as MJ instructed their daughter on how to walk.

Soon enough, Lily could walk but it wasn't perfect.

She wobbled around like a drunken sailor, though she improved with every passing minute.

*Ding Dong!*

"?" Lily and MJ looked over in confusion as the doorbell rang.

"I'll be right back." Peter says as he runs off and comes back a minute later with a pizza box and a big bottle of soda. "I ordered food."

"Is that pizza!?" Lily started vibrating with excitement as she eyed the square box in Peter's hand.

Suddenly, a loud growling sound emanated from Lily's stomach.

"What's happening? Am I dying?" Lily asked in fear as she held her gurgling stomach.

"No, that just means your hungry." Peter says as he puts everything on the coffee table and opens the pizza box, revealing a perfect pepperoni pizza.

"I'll get plates and cups." MJ rushes off into the kitchen.

...

Once everyone had their own slice of pizza and cup of soda, Peter and MJ watched as Lily took her first bite of real food.

'Now that I think about it, I should have ordered something healthier...' Peter thought, though it's a special occasion so he didn't mind.

"!" Lily's eyes widen in delicious shock as she chomped on her first bite of pizza. "Dish ish amashing! (This is amazing!)"

"I know, right?" Peter smirks as he holds out a cup of soda. "Try this."

Taking a quick sip, Lily started giggling as she took another.

"It's so bubbly!" Lily says as she felt something weird and opened her mouth. "Burp... What was that!"

Of course, Peter and MJ couldn't help but laugh at her reaction.

'Is this why people have kids?' Peter wondered.

After all, drinking soda or eating pizza is great and all but Lily seemed to make it all so exciting and new.

As they ate, Peter couldn't help but think of other things he wanted to show his daughter.

...

After vacuuming down half of the pizza by herself, Lily laid down on the couch tiredly and watched cartoons with the remote in hand.

"I think she's in heaven..." MJ muttered in amusement as she and Peter sat back and just watch their daughter together.

"Well, she did just have a first-class meal for a kid." Peter replied with a laugh as he points at the TV. "And it even came with a show."

As they were talking, Lily slowly started to doze off until she completely fell asleep on the couch, dropping the controller in the process.

"I'll go and get her a blanket." MJ says but before she could move, the couch morphed into a big princess bed. "Or you can do that..."

...

By the time the sun had set, Aunt May returned home, though she brought along someone else as well.

"What's my mom doing here?" MJ was pleasantly surprised as she heard her mother's voice at the front door.

"I told May to pick her up. After all, we can't just leave her out." Peter answered as May and Grace walked in, though they didn't notice the sleeping girl in the princess bed just yet.

"Uhh, I'm so tired..." May complains as she kicks off her shoes and walks through the living room and toward the kitchen with Grace following closely behind. "Like five different people called out sick today, so I had to stay to pick up the slack, and I know at least two of those b*tches are lying. They just wanted a day off."

"That happens a lot to me too..." Grace says in sympathy. "Huh?"

Suddenly, May stopped in her tracks, which Grace didn't expect as she bumped into her back before stopping as well.

"Why is there a giant bed in the living room?" May asks as Grace follows her line of sight and sees the same thing.

"Aww, is that a little girl?" Grace asks as she walks over and admires Lily's cute sleeping face.

Of course, May followed her over and was immediately captivated by the sleeping girl as well.

"Who is she?" Grace asks as she runs her fingers through the sleeping child's hair.

"That would be your grandchild."

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