Kenkyo, Kenjitsu o Motto ni Ikite Orimasu

The new 1st years were starting to look for a club.

If the Handicrafts Club wanted to thrive, what it needed was to secure new members.

I was going to show off Minami-kun to try and get some male members in.

Plenty of men worked in fashion and clothing so there had to be a few boys in Zuiran that were interested in handicrafts.

I didnt know where they were hiding, but I was going to s.n.a.t.c.h them all!

Or so I had thought, but it didnt go as well as I wanted.

Wondering how the other clubs were doing their recruiting, I went over to the Soccer Club.

On the sports field, they were having a compet.i.tion to see who could juggle the most times, which everyone was having a lot of fun with.

Hmm, so they were going for the thing where you gave newcomers a taste of the club, huh?

The 1st years seemed to be rather enjoying it.

In the end, the person who won the compet.i.tion was the President of the Soccer Club.

Hmmmmm~ So he was actually the most skilled, then.

Even now, the president was effortlessly juggling the soccer ball as the spectators clapped go, go, go, go.

Walking over, I joined in and clapped along too, but the moment our eyes met he tripped over his own feet and dropped the ball.

My, my~

What a shame.

Ah well, you did your best, buddy. Clap clap clap.

No sooner had I started applauding did he entirely ignore the ball in favour of running over to me.

Ah, was he here to thank me for cheering for him?

Are you here to get dirt on me again!?

Oh my, what a terrible case of persecution complex! All I wanted to do was see how your club was doing, and this is how you treat me

So mean~ So cruel~

And from your phrasing, can I take it to mean that theres still some dirt on you to use?

I leant around him to get a good look at his club members.

Oh my. Were those boys from my cla.s.s that I spied?

So they were in the Soccer Club?

I waved at them.

Ah-, they ran.

Suddenly, the President of the Soccer Club took a step to the side.

In other words, so that he was right in front of me.

By the time I got to have another look, the club members were long gone.

Tsk.

What my club was doing?

The President of the Soccer Club was looking at me dubiously.

Why, yes. I happened to be pa.s.sing by when I noticed how much energy there was, so I simply wandered over. I must say that you are exceptional at juggling. No wonder the presidency went to you. I was

very impressed. Why, it was though I was watching the Kemari Dainagon reborn.

Kemari Dainagon

Apparently in the Heian era there was a Dainagon who was an expert at kemari, and he juggled a ball as he made a lap of the Kiyomizudera stage guardrail from on top of it.

Kiyomizu-dera (), officially Otowsan Kiyomizu-dera (), is a Buddhist temple in eastern Kyoto. Great place to visit, btw.

They even called him the Football Saint for that, but in my opinion being so obsessed about kemari that youd dare yourself to juggle as you balance on the railings to a 13 metre drop actually makes you a Football Idio-

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Wait, no, no. Being so whole-heartedly dedicated is something to respect. Yeah.

For your next challenge, I personally recommend that you try walking on the gym room balance beams as you juggle the ball.

Soccer Club President, go forth and become the Kemari Dainagon of the modern age!

Even though I praised him, and even graciously offered some advice, the Kemari Dainagon just tried to shoo me away.

Youre scaring all of my club members. Im begging you, please go back to your own club. Here, please take this.

In the end he even gave me a sports drink.

Oi, Kemari Dainagon. Dont think you can appease me with just a bit of protection money.

In the end I went to look at how the other clubs were doing.

The majority just did as normal while the new students watched.

The Choir Club invited their guests to sing along, which seemed like a lot of fun.

In the Go and Shogi Club, they played a few rounds together.

Yeah. The places that got the 1st years involved tended to do a lot better.

And since training often brought cheering fangirls, one of the sports clubs was even luring in 1st years with women.

Speaking of which, the Chief of the Casanova Village had once been in this very club

As I was walking along, I dropped by the Judo Club for a peek, only to find Nonose-san calling out to Iwamuro-kun.

Takashi-kun, Ill leave a towel here, okay~?

Ta ka shi ku n?

Maiden No. 2, dont you have something to report to your Guru?

Spywork done, I decided it was about time to head back to my own club.

I had just started walking back when I b.u.mped into Birdbrain Katsuragi.

Oh right, this guy was a new student as well.

The moment he realised who I was, his face turned sour.

I thought I told you to stay away from Enjou-san.

He was speaking to a third year, and that was the first thing he said, huh?

Since he had no manners, I simply ignored him and moved on.

Oi!

Pardon me. I have

have no time to spare on birdbrains that cannot even manage a greeting~

Leaving a parting line, I ohohohohod away.

Enjou-san already has Yuiko-san!

Stop making a fuss, you noisy thing.

How many times are you going to repeat that the moment you see my face?

My, whattruelove for your dear Yuiko-san~ How gallant of you~ I mocked.

Birdbrain flushed and was at a loss for words, so I just left him and quickly made my way.

Tsk. Things were going to get annoying with that guy around.

If he had any complaints, he could take them to Enjou.

Our recruitment efforts had previously amounted to explaining our club activities, and showing the 1st years around the club room.

However, after the new information I got from scouting, we were now incorporating activities so the guests would get a taste of what our club was like.

In front of the clubroom we placed a poster that read,

Free workshop currently available. Try your hand at handicrafts!

Since it needed to be something simple, we decided that the course would involved making their own pocket tissue case.

We werent exactly 100% sure about the pocket tissue case, but at least the program showcased the atmosphere of our club to the visiting 1st years. Plus, it also made it easier for them to ask us questions, and by the time the course was over they were comfortable enough to chat about things besides the club activities too.

I cant believe we overlooked a trial program. As expected of you, Reiksama.

Thanks to you, weve been getting more visitors than last year.

Even a few boys.

Should we have a corner for something similar during the School Festival, Reiksama?

Showered in praise from my club members, I smiled happily to myself as I counted the application forms.

Looks like I had Kemari Dainagon to thank.

I decided to grab some more application forms before we ran out, so I found myself heading to the Student Council Room.

Fellow Stalking Horse was inside, working with the other members.

They seemed rather busy, actually.

Wakabchan was wearing thimbles and flipping through what seemed to be balance sheets, using her other hand to tap rapidly at a calculator. It was rather incredible to see.

So this was the rumoured calculator technique of Takamichi Wakaba!

Need something? Fellow Stalking Horse asked from his seat.

I let him know what I was there for.

Ah, hang on a moment.

He got up to grab some for me.

Hmmm~

Why did it feel like a section of the room seemed to be on guard against me?

Did they see this as a trespa.s.s because I was with the Pivoine or something?

Fellow Stalking Horse came back with the forms for me.

Is this enough?

Yes, this much is plenty.

is plenty. Thank you.

On the contrary, it would be great if we could actually get enough recruits for all of these.

By the way, Kisshouin, theres something Id like to show you if you have the time.

What might that be?

President! One of the others jumped out of their seat. Youre lettingherknow!? Isnt that as good as showing our hand to the enemy!?

Eh? What was this?

Kisshouin is one of their most reasonable members, so its fine.

Having reined in his subordinate, Fellow Stalking Horse held out a piece of paper.

Here, have a look.

Manual for Dealing with the Pivoine

A lot of the new Externals mess up in their interactions with the Pivoine. Thats why we thought a manual would be good.

My.

I didnt see why they shouldnt.

Usually it fell to the cla.s.s representative or an Internal Student to subtly teach the newcomers, but it was hardly comprehensive.

As a result, it wasnt uncommon to see some External breaking out in a cold sweat after making a mistake.

Even the Internal Students had trouble sometimes deciding how much they could say.

Weve had something like this before, but parts of it were vague and unhelpful, so this time we clarified and itemised it all. What do you think?

It sounds like a good idea. Will you be providing these to all of the External Students?

No, just the cla.s.s representatives. I dont think it would be a good idea to hand these out, so they can pa.s.s the word on instead.

I see.

The things on that list were unspoken rules rather than official ones, after all, so it wouldnt do to leave evidence.

Fellow Stalking Horse looked at the manual with an ambivalent smile.

Personally, I dont know how I feel about the Student Council being the spearhead for a manual that promotes preferential treatment of the Pivoine. Takamichi was the one who argued that without the manual, it would be the Externals getting the short end of the stick.

Wakabchan!?

Come to think of it, most of this manual was identical to the letter that I gave Wakabchan, the one with the list of things to be careful about.

I looked towards her, still clicking away at her calculator, and hearing her own name she looked up in my direction as well and flashed us a smile.

In your opinion, is there anything missing, Kisshouin?

Let me see Hmmm Do not sit in the reserved Pivoine seats. Do not casually abandon decorum with the Pivoine. Give way if you come across them in hallways. Do not step on peony flowers nor handle them roughly while on school grounds

Is she the Dog Shogun or something? somebody whispered.

My, that was a good one! I smiled affectionately at himaffectionately at him like he was a dear friend, but he suddenly looked downwards and fell silent. My~

Since the contents of the manual were basically the same as my own thoughts, there wasnt much to add.

I think this is fine as it is. Going into too many trivialities would become its own problem, after all, I told Fellow Stalking Horse. What if instead of leaving it as a manual for dealing with the Pivoine, you incorporate it into a list of customs endemic to Zuiran as a whole? Things to watch out for that you would not have to in other schools. I think you would get less backlash that way.

I see. That might be a good idea. As it is now, its a bit too blunt about the special treatment that the Pivoine get. Still, customs that youll only find in Zuiran, huh? Like what?

I have one! The ban on gumboots! Wakabchan suddenly offered, shooting her hand up energetically.

Is that something youd really put in the manual? I dont think anybody but you would have done that anyway, Takamichi.

No way!

Im serious. Come on, you should have noticed it from the fact that theres no exclusive Zuiran version of it.

Ehhhh. Then how about no running in the hallways, or not taking the stairs two at a time then?

Takamichi, there are rules against those in normal schools too.

Ehhhh.

The two of them seemed to be getting along really well.

This

Then whatisone of Zuirans special customs? asked Wakabchan at a loss.

Suddenly all eyes were on me again.

Let me see For example, a note that only the girls are to use gokigenyoh, perhaps.

Ohh~! I see~! clapped Wakabchan.

As almost everyone here entered Zuiran during middle school or high school, what if you wrote down a list of what you were taken aback by when you first began? I suggested.

I see. Lets try that. Any ideas, guys? asked Fellow Stalking Horse.

Homemade Valentines chocolates are frowned upon.

Whyisthat?

Beats me. I guess to avoid food poisoning?

I have one! The ban on using promotional towels with company logos on it!

Takamichi-san, the issue there isnt some custom, but that you have no hope left as a girl.

Ehhhh.

Still, I can see some of the boys doing that, so maybe well put it in anyways.

Bowing in front of the school gates.

Isnt that actually in the school rulebook?

The ban on conbini bentou.

Thats an important one.

It is, isnt it. I stood out so badly during my first few lunches because of that.

I have one! The ban on wearing raincoats!

Takamichi, I think thats just you.

Geez, Mizusaki-kun. Ive never worn one either, okay?

Good luck, guys~

With my application forms in hand, I left the Student Council Room.