Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

Chapter 29: 29

Teuchi did not notice that.

A chakra thread slipped in silently from the window, carrying a packet of colorless powder, and sprinkled it into the bowl of ramen with a lot of chili.

Powder which quickly dissolves in the soup.

Without noticing it, Teuchi walked out with two bowls of ramen and sent it to Kakashi and Guy with a smile on his face.

It is a laxative, the power that Kisame added is a laxative.

He stayed in the corner and waited until the two left after eating the ramen before coming out.

Kisame and Guy ran around Konoha for dozens of times before, and he just happened to be a little hungry, so he walked into the store.

"Guest, what would you like to eat?"

When Teuchi saw Kisame for the first time, he was shocked by the powerful momentum, so he couldn't help asking politely.

"Boss, I will have a bowl of beef ramen. I don't want noodles, fill it up with beef."

Kisame glanced at the menu on the wall and said.

'Beef ramen no noodles?'

Hearing the words, he froze in place for a while, and after a while, he came back to his senses, and said with some embarrassment:

"I've never served the kind of ramen you want."

He worked as an apprentice at a ramen shop in his teens and later opened his own shop. This is the first time he saw such a guest in his years.

"That's because I didn't come. When I came, you were already here."

Kisame glanced at Teuchi, and showed a friendly but very stern smile, "Don't worry, I will give you enough money."

Teuchi's hands trembled and he silently turned around and entered the kitchen.

Soon, a huge bowl of beef ramen without noodles was served.

Kisame picked up the chopsticks and feasted, and after eating one bowl, he added four more bowls in one go, and finally ate till he was seventy percent full.

Fitness diet should follow the principle of small amount and many times. For example, Kisame eats six to seven meals a day, and each meal is not much, only a few pounds of food.

"Boss, the beef you have here is good. I'll come back tomorrow."

Kisame finished his meal contentedly, took out a large bill, put it on the counter, and turned to leave.

The night was calm.

Next morning, Kisame came to the training ground early to wait.

But when the time came, Kakashi was nowhere to be seen.

"Could it be that the amount of laxatives is too large for him to walk?"

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Kisame pondered and thought.

Only by continuous self-reflection can we summarize experience and make continuous progress.

Almost half past nine.

Kakashi came to the training ground with the help of Might Guy. However, his face was pale at this time, his legs were shaking, and he looked very weak.

"Almost half an hour late, I thought you didn't dare to come."

Kisame looked at Kakashi and said with a hint of sarcasm in his indifferent tone.

"Big brother Kisame, may I ask... you to postpone this match between you and Kakashi? He had a bad stomach yesterday and has been feeling unwell."

As soon as Might Guy came up, he bowed to Kisame and asked eagerly.

When Kisame heard the words, he didn't take it seriously, but continued to stimulate Kakashi verbally:

"You don't dare to duel with me, you could have admitted defeat earlier, why did you deliberately get a bad stomach and play hard meat? Don't worry, for Guy's sake, I won't tell this matter."

The effect is immediate.

"Guy, get out of the way."

Kakashi pushed Might Guy and motioned for the latter to make room.

Then, he looked at Kisame with a firm and sharp gaze, and said coldly, "Come on."

Before he could finish.

'Swish swish.'

Kisame has completed the seal, opened his mouth and spat out a tsunami-like water flow, sweeping towards Kakashi.

Water Release Wild Water Wave.

A sneak attack.

Facing the sudden attack of Kisame.

Kakashi's face changed, but he didn't panic.

He completed the seals almost without thinking, and then slammed his hand to the ground. With a rumbling sound, a tall earth wall quickly rose in front of him.

Earth Release Rock Wall.

It's of the same level as Kisame's jutsu.

Kakashi even took the time to carve a few lifelike dog heads on the rock wall with extra chakra, looking majestic.

Kisame's evaluation of this behavior is:

"Gorgeous, but useless."

Standing on the three-story high wave, he motioned Kakashi to take a good look around.

It was only then that Kakashi discovered that the water wave of Kisame was much larger than he had imagined, and in an instant it bypassed the earth wall and drowned the entire training ground.

It has become a pond, and it has completely become the home of ghost sharks.

'Puff.'

Kisame's body sank down, as he dived into the water and disappeared.

Only a few seconds passed.

'Woosh woosh woosh.'

One after another, shark-shaped water bombs flew out of the water one after another, hitting Kakashi from all angles.

Once bitten by one of them, all that awaits him is the result of being dismembered.

'Is this guy for real?'

Kakashi didn't expect that Kisame would be so ruthless as soon as he came up, it was like he was specially sent by Kirigakure to assassinate him.

In times of crisis.

'Whiz.'

Kakashi flickered and moved, moving like a dragonfly on the water, exerting his body technique to the extreme, and even an afterimage appeared.

He shuttled through the swarm of sharks, obviously looking like he is in danger, but he was always able to save himself in time.

This is Kakashi.

Although he was not as strong as usual due to diarrhea, the sharks in droves couldn't even touch the corners of his clothes.

However, after persisting for dozens of rounds, Kakashi's movements slowed down, and there was a brief weakness in his legs.

Naturally, Kisame would not miss this opportunity.

'Woosh.'

A huge vortex appeared on the water surface under Kakashi's feet, causing him to lose his balance in an instant and fell, and five sharks rushed out from around the vortex and swarmed up.

Water Release: Five Feeding Sharks.

Kakashi's body was quickly torn and shattered, becoming the food of the shark's belly.

"Ka-Ka-Si!"

Seeing this, Guy, who was not far away, covered the thick black hair above his head with both hands, shook his head desperately, and let out a heart-wrenching roar.

Kisame suddenly appeared from the bottom of the water and said to Guy:

"Don't worry about your friend, it's just a shadow clone."

Kakashi's real body appeared at the entrance of the training ground, and his eyes were fixed on Kisame.

From the very beginning, it was his shadow clone who came here with Might Guy, in order to find out the information of Kisame's ability.

Facts have proved that this Kirigakure ninja is much more difficult to deal with than Kakashi imagined.

He is not feeling well now.

So he decided to finish the fight quickly.

Just at this time, the pool water created by Kisame with his jutsu gradually dissipated, and it no longer had an environmental combat advantage.

'Whoosh.'

Kakashi kicked the ground and rushed towards Kisame in an instant. There was a White sabre in his hand, and the blade exuded a mysterious silver-white light.

White Fang's Light Chakra saber, the weapon used by Hatake Sakumo during his lifetime, once slashed across the battlefield one by one, making countless enemies terrified.

'Oh?'

When Kisame saw this sabre, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought of stealing it.

Seeing that Kakashi was like a phantom, and was about to kill him.

Kisame was not in a hurry, he stretched out his left hand and snapped his fingers crisply.

'Boom!'

On the way Kakashi was advancing, the ground of the training ground suddenly exploded, not only did it block his footsteps, but the impact of the explosion and the flames that were close at hand were about to devour him.

Kakashi's pupils shrank, he stopped abruptly, and jumped to the side beautifully to avoid the explosion.

Then, he moved in a "Z" shape, constantly jumping left and right, and continued to approach Kisame.

But Kisame snapped his fingers again.

Boom boom boom boom.

A series of explosions sounded around Kakashi, no matter how he dodged, there was no place to stand.

That's because, long before the battle, Kisame used the ability of Shibuki to bury detonating tags under the training ground.

After Kakashi tried his best to dodge more than a dozen explosions, he was finally blown away.

'Bang.'

The White Light Chakra Sabre in his hand also came out and fell on the ground not far away.

Kakashi struggled to stand up, but his weak body, coupled with the injuries caused by the explosion, made him fall down again quickly.

Kisame walked in front of Kakashi with his hands in his pockets and swaggered in front of Kakashi in a victorious attitude, and picked up the White Light Chakra Sabre that fell on the ground.

"That's right, the ramen you ate yesterday had laxatives in it, and it was me who put it in. Besides, I buried explosion tags in the training ground overnight. Now it seems that I was better prepared for this duel, so I Won."

Kisame looked down at Kakashi, showing off his victory.

Kakashi remained silent, just gritted his teeth and glared.

It can be seen that he is very dissatisfied.

"Why does everyone who was defeated by me show such a dissatisfied expression? I really don't understand."

Kisame couldn't help complaining that he obviously defeated his opponent with hard power, so why did he refuse to accept it.

'Do you have the nerve to ask such a thing?'

Kakashi complained frantically in his heart, feeling more and more that this Hoshigaki Kisame was not only a despicable person, but also a shameless one.

"Well, I'll give you one more chance, a chance to fight me in an open and honest way. Kakashi, I want to convince you of your defeat."