The Fine Food Broadcaster

Chapter 108 On Time is Better Than Early

Edited by Gumihou

Sun Tzus Art of War, Attack By Stratagem chapter: The skillful leader subdues the enemys troops without fighting, he captures their cities without laying siege, overthrows kingdoms without lengthy field operations. [1]

Of course, Ye Fei did not know Sun Tzus Art of War, but he perfectly illustrated the meaning of this stratagem with practical action.

Almost all of the other live broadcast sections of the QQ Platform thought of Ye Fei as a hypothetical enemy. Though Ye Fei had no idea about their movements, these people were racking their brains for plans on how to suppress him, with plans to send out their Silver Star broadcasters in twos, threes or more to deal with him.

However, the mob against Ye Fei were starting to realise that no matter how many Silver Star broadcasters they sent out, it would not be easy to take down Ye Fei. Thats because Ye Feis ability to create fans was far too terrifying.

He barely said more than a few words to his fans outside of his ingredients introduction. One could say that he hardly interacted with his fans at all. All he did was cook and somehow managed to hit it off with a large number of fans, winning their hearts in one fell swoop.

In their opinion, this Ye Fei was really too scary and too powerful.

However, in Ye Feis own opinion, he just did what he was supposed to do, he did it so he would not feel any shame in his own heart towards himself.

After announcing the second draw, Ye Fei did not drag out the time and matter-of-factly clicked on the [Wheel of Fortune] words.

The wheel began to spin rapidly.

Everyone stared at the spinning wheel with bated breath. This time, they were more nervous than ever, since this was their last chance for the day to win an opportunity to cook with Ye Fei. If they miss this opportunity now, they could only wait until the next broadcasting day.

One lap.

Two laps.

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As the Wheel of Fortune spun, everyone in the live channel prayed.

God bless me, I must be drawn!

F*ck, youre still begging God, didnt you beg Him earlier?

Oh oh oh, Buddha bless me, I must be drawn, ah!

Ancestors bless me, whether your descendant can eat Deity Yes fine food depends on this chance, I must be drawn, I must be drawn!.

Puu~~~ you brat, you also invite the ancestors out?

Mm-hmm, just now, Yao Xiaoming invited out his ancestors and he was drawn.

F*ck me, thats just a coincidence.

Im expecting a second coincidence.

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I bow to YOU ah.

QQ Platforms company forum.

This fellow started the lottery again. The first time, he drew a young kid, I wonder who he will draw this time.

The kid he had drawn was also pretty impressive, ah. Did you not see how that kids mother smashed 10 spaceships in one go?

Aiyo, the thought of those 10 spaceships messed me up. Your mom, how is it that I never know that Fine Food Sections viewers are so rad before?

Didnt you say that the viewers of the food section were all mud turtles before? Isnt it a slap in the face now? Even m*therf*cking golden turtles are not as generous!

Cough, cough, thats true, only, I dont know who will be drawn this time.

Why is it when I see this fellows Wheel of Fortune spinning, I also feel a little excited?

Yi~~ What if we are drawn?

Haha, you think too much, you know his live channel has more than 120,000 people now, ah? The odds are too small.

If you get drawn just go! Shut up already, the Wheel of Fortune has almost stopped.

Within the Fine Food Sections little group.

Its starting, its starting, the second draw.

So excited, so excited!

Your hair is excited, ah, you are not even the one being drawn.

Im also in Deity Yes live room, ahhhhhhhh!

Just at that moment, Feng Tianlai floated over.

Is the second round of the lucky draw starting?

The crowd turned around to see that it was Feng Tianlai, and instead of being scared, everyone became excited instead.

Supervisor, its the second lucky draw, its todays last spot.

Feng Tianlai said bemusedly, I wonder if my name will be drawn?

The crowd,

Supervisor, youre also watching Deity Yes live broadcast?

Feng Tianlai nodded very seriously and said, I just didnt comment.

The group of Silver Star broadcasters in the Silver Star broadcaster group were also nervous.

M*therf*cker, why do I feel nervous about this guy drawing a prize?

Me too, its as if Im waiting for the lottery to be drawn.

We are all in his live broadcast, what if we are drawn? Drama King, dont you have to broadcast tomorrow?

Thats right.

What if you get drawn?

I get drawn? My live broadcast will be delayed.

F*ck, for one meal of his, you would even give up your live broadcast?

Ah, is there a problem?

No no problem, you did the right thing.

The Wheel of Fortune was still slowly rotating.

With each turn of the wheel, everyones heart thumped along in rhythm.

Im dying from nervousness, ahhhhhhhh! My name, my name, I see my name, its so close to the pointer, close, close! F*ck me, its gone past again!

Your mom, stop talking, your words are so scary Im about to piss!

Puu~~ upstairs, is it that bad?

Youre not nervous?

I Im not nervous. Ahhhhh my name came up, its almost under the pointer! F*ck me, its turning so slow, I feel like my name will stop right there when it goes under the pointer, its too exciting!

.

Shame on you, just now you said you were not nervous.

The Wheel of Fortune spun for nearly a full minute before finally coming slowly to a stop.

Ding dong~~

The viewer ID under the pointer suddenly flashed red, and immediately afterwards, the viewers exploded!

F*ck, how could it be him?

Your mom ah!

This, this

God, ah, I watched Deity Yes live broadcast from the beginning to the end, I didnt miss a second of it, ah. He had just arrived, how did he get drawn? This is not fair ah.

Ancestors, you guys dont need to come out, the lucky draw is over.

F F*ck me ah! This is so great, I guess the live channel will directly get blown to pieces.

Heavenly Food Tyrant!!! Heavenly Tyrant Bro, this luck of yours You really are a heavenly tyrant, ah! You came not even a few minutes, but won the prize!

The crowd was all in disarray.

As the lucky viewer, the actual topic of conversation, Heavenly Food Tyrant, was straight-up dumbfounded.

Holy sh*t, holy sh*t, holy sh*t, its me? Its really me? This fellow held his big bald head and turned it, asking the four burly men wearing sunglasses behind him.

The four men all nodded in unison.

Boss, its you.

Hahahahahahaha, its really this daddy!

The four men in black nodded in unison once again, then coincidentally gave a thumbs up towards Heavenly Food Tyrant and chanted together, Boss, boss, youre the best, boss, boss, you beat the rest, you are our superboss!

Heavenly Food Tyrant, .

If it had been any other day that this daddy heard you guys doing this low-level ass-kissing, I would have smacked you to death. However, today is an exception. This level of ass-kissing is just right, ah. Hahaha, I, Heavenly Food Tyrant, am the best and most powerful, haha!

After the fellow was done complimenting his team, he straightened his sleeves and opened up the prop bar.

QQ platform and a group of Silver Star Broadcasters.

F*ck me, ah, why was this guy drawn?

This, this, this is a godly man, ah. My heavens, this time, Ye Fei really has hit the jackpot.

For sure, with how mighty this fellow is, you guys just wait to be blown away.

Heavenly Food Tyrant? Your mom, ah, is he lucky, or is Ye Fei lucky?

Im also baffled, I dont even dare to look afterwards.

If you dont dare to look, close your eyes.

Close my eyes? Then wont I miss the most rad record of the platform?

Haha, you know that too, ah?

With this guys character, I just dont know how crazy hell be.

The group of people in the Fine Food Section were also all dumbfounded. All of them covered their mouths in surprise right away, speechless, because they knew that since Ye Fei had drawn Heavenly Food Tyrant, what awaited was an absolutely frenzied bombardment.

Holy sh*t, today, Deity Ye is going to break records like hell.

Heavenly Food Tyrant How crazy he is going to be here?

He was also chosen too accurately. He just entered the live channel, ah, and he got chosen just like that?

M*therf*cker, I dont care about anything else, Im just concerned about how Heavenly Food Tyrant will play in a while.

A friendly reminder, high energy readings ahead, please close your eyes!

[Gumihou: Yeahhhhh, its getting just a tad repetitive]

Pill Bug TL Notes:

[1]       Taken from chapter 3, verse 6 of <<The Art of War>> by Sun Tzu, translated by Lionel Giles.

http://classics.mit.edu/Tzu/artwar.html

Gumihou: Really? Erm, Gumi adjusted the translation so it sounded more idiomatic and pithy.