Chapter 121 - 120 The Decline of Learning (Extra)
Chapter 121: Chapter 120 The Decline of Learning (Extra)
The two of them synchronized like gods, searching the entire house for Lu Mian.
They quickly spotted the very same Brother Mian who was messing with them just a moment ago, standing merely a meter away, hands clasped behind his back solemnly watching them.
This overwhelming sense of déjà vu…
“Brother Mian?”
Lu Mian didn’t respond, his expression still very serious.
The two exchanged a look—could he be drunk?
“How much did we drink?” Shouhao pondered with a bottle in hand, thinking it wasn’t really that much.
Lu Mian pinched the bridge of his nose. What Shouhao said casually, she answered with utmost seriousness.
“Today, each person had a bottle, and each bottle is 330 milliliters, this beer is 5% alcohol, so we can calculate that today, each of us has consumed 1.65 units of alcohol.”
Fat Hao: ?
Shouhao: ?
“OK, now it’s my turn to ask you,” Lu Mian said as she extended a slender finger, slightly bowed her head, and casually strolled around the private room.
Before the chubber and thinner brothers could react, she casually began to speak.
“Please listen to the following math problem: Li Bai walks down the street, jug in hand, to buy wine. Each time he sees a shop he doubles it, every flower spotted he takes a drink. Three encounters with shops and flowers, the jug of wine is finished—how much wine was there initially?”
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Fat Hao: Weren’t we here to drink?
Shouhao: Is Brother Mian actually drunk or not?
The two fell silent for a very long time.
With their bewildered expressions, Lu Mian was far from satisfied.
Her hands slammed onto the table, “You don’t know this? You are truly the worst two I have ever taught!”
Fat Hao: …
Shouhao: …
Two hours later.
Fat Hao and Shouhao, utterly drained, packed away their papers and pens and stood up, rubbing their knees, as they heard Lu Mian’s liberating “class dismissed”.
The two supported each other, empathizing with their shared misery.
When they turned around again, Professor Lu Mian, the “culprit”, was already sitting on a chair, groggily dozing off.
Fat Hao lowered his voice, “Brother Mian’s alcohol tolerance… is really something!”
Shouhao covered his mouth, “Brother Mian’s drinking manners… aren’t too good either!”
“The first time in my life, forced down to study on my knees…”
“We have it so hard…”
Each made a remark, not forgetting to snap photos of the spread on the table and posting to their social media.
Fat Hao: [The pace of learning is unimaginable. Notes + food jpg.]
Shouhao: [Feels like I’ve unlocked a new world. Notes + beer jpg.]
“Forget it, let’s hurry up and take Brother Mian back. Go contact a female classmate and ask if Brother Mian can stay in the school dorm for now.”
Without further ado, the two helped Lu Mian down the stairs.
When it came time to settle the bill, they happened to see Boss Yu at the counter and gave an awkward smile.
“Your bill has already been taken care of,” Yuren informed them without expression, not surprised to see Lu Mian in her current state.
Even though she was being supported by two men without any impropriety, it was still…
He said indifferently, “Lu Mian is a good friend of mine, leave her to me. I’ll arrange a room for her to rest.”
“Friend?”
“Yes.” Yuren’s expression was serious and sincere, leaving no room for doubt.
But the brothers weren’t reassured, “No way, Brother Mian is not in her right mind, and we don’t know if what you’re saying is true or not.”
“Exactly!”
Despite having been thoroughly tormented, they remained steadfast supporters of Lu Mian.
Yuren laughed again, a helpless look crossing his stern and lean face.
It seemed that Lu Mian was doing reasonably well in class, at least she wasn’t all alone.
As Yuren was trying to convince the two men, the husky and lean brothers spotted a familiar figure entering the restaurant first and eagerly waved over.
“Director Qi!”