Chapter 1103: Ximai, **** events caused by stinky tofu
Chapter 1103: Ximai, **** events caused by stinky tofu
Chapter 1103: Happy pulse, bloodshed caused by stinky tofu
Mo Yan's expression was so weird that Cui Ping'an and Fang Cao suddenly became nervous. Especially Fang Cao, whose body became almost invisible and stiff. She was worried that there would be something wrong with her body and she would not be able to give birth to an heir for her husband.
Cui Ping'an saw his wife's uneasiness, and quickly sat down beside her, stretched out his arms and hugged her tightly. Even though she didn't say a word, Fangcao still felt the comfort conveyed. She slowly relaxed and was no longer so scared.
This time, Mo Yan took longer to check Fangcao's pulse than Cui Ping'an. Until she was sure that she was not wrong, she finally raised her head and looked at the slightly nervous young couple opposite, and said with a smile: "Congratulations, congratulations, You two are going to be parents!"
The young couple looked at Mo Yan in a daze, without reacting.
This was not the first time Mo Yan had encountered this situation, so she reminded her again: "My cousin is pregnant, and she has been pregnant for a month." Even more intense, I'm afraid I won't be able to get it out.
At this moment, Cui Ping'an finally reacted and stood up suddenly in excitement. The joy on his face was beyond words: "Cousin, cousin, are you serious? Fangcao is really pregnant?"
Looking at Cui Ping'an who was trembling with joy, Mo Yan didn't laugh at him for the first time, and nodded with certainty: "It's not wrong, you are going to be a father."
After receiving the exact answer, Cui Ping'an exclaimed, suddenly picked up his wife who was stroking her lower abdomen in disbelief, and shouted with joy: "Fangcao, we have a baby, we have a baby!"
Being caught off guard, Fangcao was suddenly picked up, and Fangcao screamed in fright. After reacting, a series of fists hit Cui Pingan, who was holding her in circles: "Are you crazy? Put it down quickly, I'm dizzy."
Upon hearing this, Cui Ping'an hurriedly put the person down gently, touched his wife's flat belly and said to her, "Madam, it's my husband's fault. It's my husband's fault. Didn't you scare the child?"
Fangcao raised her hand and twisted his ears, and said bitterly: "If you dare to scare me like this again, if the child is fine, I will be in trouble."
Cui Ping'an didn't mind at all his wife's behavior of disrespecting him as a husband, and quickly promised: "No, no, no, I will never scare you like this again. I was just too happy just now."
Fangcao snorted and was about to say something when she suddenly remembered that there was someone else in the room. She stopped talking and looked in the direction of Mo Yan, only to find that the place was empty and the person had already left.
Hearing the laughter in the room, Mo Yan smiled and shook his head, feeling happy for the couple in his heart.
"Yan'er, what's going on in the house? I thought I heard Xiao Qi calling just now." Mo Yan came to the yard, Cui Qingrou stood up and came to meet her, looking towards the side hall, a look of worry on her soft face.
Mo Yan shook his head and said with a smile: "It's a good thing. You'll know when they come out."
This kind of good news should be told by the couple themselves to make everyone happy. If she said it, the happiness would be compromised.
Hearing this, Cui Qingrou felt relieved and did not ask any more questions.
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After a while, the young couple who had been sitting in the room for a long time appeared in front of everyone. When Cui Pingan loudly announced that he was going to be a father, the women congratulated the couple repeatedly, carefully helped Fangcao sit down, and taught her the taboos that she must pay attention to during pregnancy; the men stepped forward to pat Cui Pingan on the shoulder. Congratulations, congratulations to him for finally growing up and becoming a father. Even the ignorant little kids came up to him and held out their hands for candy.
Cui Ping'an never thought that when he came to the Number One Scholar's Mansion, he would get such a surprise, not to mention wedding candies and so on. Ignoring the dissuasion of the children's parents, he happily took out a few delicate gold leaves from his purse and gave one to each child.
As a result, the gold leaves were not enough, so he took off the valuable jewelry on his body, making sure that every child had one.
Although the private house that he had accumulated for a long time was given away at once, Cui Ping'an was very happy. He hung around Fangcao all afternoon, asking her if she was thirsty and hungry. He was like a good husband with twenty-four filial piety. What a good father, he made everyone laugh for a while.
At the request of the young couple, Mo Yan wrote down the things that should be avoided during pregnancy. As if they had found a treasure, the young couple immediately looked at it carefully, fearing that they might accidentally eat it or do something bad to the fetus in their belly.
This excitement lasted until evening. When everyone was preparing to go home, Mo Yan prepared a large pot of sweet-scented osmanthus wine dumplings. The dumplings, which are mixed with the aroma of osmanthus and wine, are soft and smooth but not greasy. Not only the children liked to eat them, but even Xiao Ruiyuan, who doesn't like sweets, ate two big bowls in a row.
After finishing a large pot of sweet-scented osmanthus rice dumplings, Mo Yan took out the mooncake gift boxes he had brought. Five boxes were given to each family, and the remaining four boxes were reserved for his own family.
Encouraged by Mo Yan and others, Sheng'er plucked up the courage to take out the small mooncake box that she had made and packaged by herself. She shouted "Foster Mother" and carefully delivered the small mooncake box to Cui Qingrou. before.
Cui Qingrou was blushing at first when she was called "adopted mother", but when she saw the expectation and admiration in Sheng'er's eyes, her eyes suddenly heated up, she took the gift solemnly with both hands, and held Sheng'er in her arms. , couldn't help but kiss her little face twice.
Sheng'er touched her cheek after being kissed, buried her head in Cui Qingrou's fragrant and soft embrace, and smiled happily. She was finally sure that her adoptive mother liked her because her sisters would kiss her on the face when they were happy. They said they would kiss her only if they liked her.
This scene moved not only the adoptive mother and daughter embracing each other, but also everyone who witnessed the scene.
Hands of the Mo family's mooncake gift box, the Liu family, the Han family, and the Cui family all said their goodbyes, agreeing to come back to Zhuangyuan Mansion after worshiping the moon god, and then go to the Qushui River to enjoy the lanterns together.
Its just that there are people coming and going at the lantern festival, and Fangcao is pregnant now, so she will definitely not be able to go there again. Fangcao can't go, and Cui Ping'an won't go either. The couple apologized embarrassedly to the Mo family's father and daughter. Naturally, the father and daughter wouldn't mind. Even if the couple didn't tell them, they were prepared to remind them.
This year's Mid-Autumn Festival, Xiao Ruiyuan stayed at Mo's house as usual. When the moon jumped out of the horizon, the family worshiped the moon **** in turn and ate seven large moon cakes that were cut evenly. They quickly packed up the two carriages and went directly to Qushui River when everyone arrived.
At the second quarter of Xushi, five carriages followed each other and headed towards Qushui in turn.
Comparing to the cold weather during the Lantern Festival, the temperature during the Mid-Autumn Festival is suitable for traveling. Therefore, there are many people admiring the lanterns by the river. Even before the carriage approaches the Qushui River, it is already inaccessible.
Everyone had no choice but to find a secluded place to get off the carriage. After asking the Han family and Cui family coachmen to keep an eye on the carriage, they walked step by step to the teahouse that the Mo family had booked a few days ago.
"There are too many people. How about we just sit here and not be able to watch?" Han Zhiyun, who was sitting near the window, looked at the dense crowd of pedestrians downstairs and suddenly lost the desire to walk around and admire the lanterns.
The children of the Han family have finally waited for this day to play freely outside. How can they be willing to sit like this? As the eldest sister, Aunt Han was pushed out by her younger siblings. Her mother said to her father slowly: "We came here specifically to admire the lanterns. What's the point of sitting here like this?"
Han Zhiyun didn't think his daughter was ignorant, and explained in a good-tempered way: "When there are many people, troubles easily arise. Your brothers and sisters are still young and cannot be frightened. They can still enjoy the lanterns while sitting here. You see, the owner of the teahouse is not We've set up a stage, are you ready to guess lantern riddles? Wouldn't it be great if we could sit here and watch and guess?"
Hearing this, Miss Han looked at the lampstand downstairs, which was almost within reach, and then at her younger brothers and sisters. She nodded as if she acquiesced to her father's statement, and turned a blind eye to the pleading eyes of her younger brothers and sisters.
The little guys turned their pitiful eyes to their mother again, hoping that her mother would make the decision and let them go down and play.
Mrs. Han was even more worried than her husband. How could they be allowed to go down? She comforted her softly: "There are too many people down there. You little people, it is easy to be in danger if you crowd around with people. I used to go out to enjoy the lanterns, wasn't it? Is that so?"
In the past, when there were lantern festivals, the couple would take a few children out to play, but just like today, they would not let them crowd around with others. Firstly, they were worried about getting into trouble, and secondly, they felt it was inappropriate. Usually, they are just allowed to sit like this and watch people coming and going below. Even if it is not possible, they can be asked to go out and buy some fresh food, which can stabilize a few children.
The five-year-old son of the Han family was the youngest. He said in a sweet voice: "When we were little, our parents wouldn't let us go. Now that we've grown up, you're still like this! Brother Zhen'er said to the child, being protected You are such a good child, just like a bird without wings, it will never fly into the sky! By doing this, you are overprotecting us, which will prevent us from growing wings."
Everyone couldn't help but laugh, but they were touched by the simple words. Their eyes all fell on Zhen'er, and they were a little surprised that a child could express many philosophies that adults might not be able to understand.
"No, I didn't say this. Don't look at me like that." Zhen'er shook his head quickly and decisively kicked the ball to Mo Yan, who was drinking osmanthus tea: "It's the eldest sister. It's the eldest sister who said so. I think this If it makes sense, Ill note it down.
Mo Yan glanced at Zhen'er and smiled at everyone: "I just said this casually. I even forgot when I said it."
"Although the words are simple and straightforward, the truth is correct." Han Zhiyun said with emotion. He is the youngest son in the family. He has been doted on by his family since he was a child. When he reaches the age of marrying a wife, he still fights with chickens and dogs. Nothing to do.
Later, something happened in the family of a man who often played with him. His father was beheaded and his whole family was ransacked. That man fell from heaven to **** overnight. Because he couldn't stand the gap, he hanged himself on the door of his home that was raided, leaving an orphan and his mother behind, which was quite miserable.
This incident gave Han Zhiyun a great stimulation. At that time, he thought that if that person had experienced hardship, he would not be so fragile. Even if he did not have the means to support himself, he would cheer up and not choose to die in one blow. Escape from death and let your loved ones suffer great pain again.
From then on, Han Zhiyun seemed to have changed as a person. He began to work hard and study hard. His mind was already flexible, and his family provided him with a good environment, but he successfully passed the examination to become a scholar within three to five years. Later, he devoted himself to studying at Changshan Academy, and five or six years later, he successfully passed the imperial examination.
In this process, it is not that Han Zhiyun has not encountered difficulties, nor has he ever thought about giving up, but in the end, with his strong willpower, he resisted the temptation of the colorful flowers and green willows outside, and he is where he is today. If he hadn't wanted to pass the Jinshi examination and be awarded an official position with his own efforts, it would have been easy for him to get an official position in the capital based on his background and status as a scholar.
Seeing that his father agreed with these words, the youngest son of the Han family suddenly became energetic: "Dad, do you agree with us to go play?"
Han Zhiyun patted his youngest son on the head, laughed and scolded him: "You have already said that, dad, how dare you stop me?"
"Oh, Dad, you are the best. Doudou loves you the most." Doudou, the youngest son of the Han family, exclaimed and threw herself into his father's arms, happily claiming that this little boy whom he had not liked in the past Name.
After the Lantern Festival officially started, the banks of the Qushui River were illuminated by thousands of lanterns, making it look like daylight. I saw people coming and going on both sides of the strait, and there were many pedestrians. Some gathered together to guess lantern riddles, some just came to admire the lanterns, and some came for all kinds of food.
Mo Yan and his party took advantage of everything, those who guessed lantern riddles, those who admired lanterns, while the children held various snacks in their hands and exchanged them with each other to eat.
In a deserted corner, Mo Yan was holding a large bamboo bowl lined with oil paper, using two slender bamboo skewers to fork the smelly fried spicy stinky tofu, and ate it with great joy.
Fried spicy stinky tofu was Mo Yans favorite snack in her previous life. In order to accumulate moral integrity in her previous life, she often traveled around the corners of the city and tasted the stinky tofu from various places. As long as it tasted good, she could eat a large portion of it. bowl.
But after coming to this time and space for several years, she has never encountered a stall selling fried stinky tofu. Today is her first time eating it.
She had tried making it before, but unfortunately the taste of the stinky tofu was completely different from what she had eaten before, so it could only be eaten with rice. The stinky tofu that someone finally made now tastes as good as the one she had in her previous life. How could she let it go in vain?
No, Xiao Ruiyuan and I were shopping alone. Under the strange eyes of the other party, we bought enough for three people in one go. In less than a moment, most of them were wiped out.
Mo Yan was about to destroy the last piece of stinky tofu when she accidentally caught a glimpse of Xiao Ruiyuan turning his head to the side, his brows furrowed so tightly that they could kill a mosquito. Without asking, he knew that he disliked the smell of stinky tofu.
Brother Xiao, this stinky tofu is really delicious, dont you really want to try it? Mo Yan stabbed the stinky tofu with a bamboo skewer, stood on tiptoes and deliberately handed it to Xiao Ruiyuans mouth.
Xiao Ruiyuan held his breath subconsciously and shook his head with an unnatural expression: "You can eat it yourself. If it's not enough, I'll buy you another one." After saying that, he took two steps back, trying to get away from this "danger" The place.
Mo Yan took a step forward, stubbornly stood in front of Xiao Ruiyuan, and continued to put the stinky tofu into his mouth: "I can't eat anymore. It's a pity to lose it. Or is it because Brother Xiao dislikes it because it's my leftovers?" Thats why you dont want to open your mouth?
At the end of the sentence, her tone became very low, as if Xiao Ruiyuan just said "yes" and she would cry.
Xiao Ruiyuan looked at the naughty woman in front of him expressionlessly, with an invisible twitch in the corners of his lips. He wanted to know if he had indulged this girl so much that she had the courage to entertain him? But even if he knew that she was pretending to be like this, he still couldn't bear it.
Mo Yan was so stared at by Xiao Ruiyuan that her whole body went crazy. She smiled coquettishly and was about to retract her hand when her wrist was suddenly held by a warm and dry hand. Then, the piece of stinky tofu on the bamboo stick disappeared.
The special taste suddenly spread between his lips and teeth, and Xiao Ruiyuan almost vomited due to the excitement. He frowned and swallowed the stinky tofu without even chewing it. He wanted to find a glass of water immediately to wash away the remaining taste.
Mo Yan watched Xiao Ruiyuan swallow the stinky tofu and watched him want to vomit. She originally wanted to say a few nice words to comfort her, but her brain twitched and she suddenly said something that made her feel sick: "I heard that Stinky tofu only becomes so smelly after being soaked in **** water!"
Xiao Ruiyuan felt his stomach churn, and his cold eyebrows instantly twisted. He clenched his fists and suddenly felt the urge to carve open this girl's brain to see what was inside.
Mo Yan was so frightened by Xiao Ruiyuan's fierce expression that she backed away. She quickly explained in a nonchalant manner: "I'm just kidding, this stinky tofu is not what you imagined. Look, I ate a big bowl of it!"
Xiao Ruiyuan was silent, showing that he was angry and didn't want to speak.
Mo Yan scratched his head, not knowing what to do. If you think about it from her perspective, if anyone said such disgusting words while she was eating, she would definitely drive them to the eighth street and beat them up severely.
What's more, this was the first time for this man to eat stinky tofu, and he couldn't stand the taste. She said such disgusting words, so he was doing her justice without giving her a harsh meal.
Just when Mo Yan was scratching her head and scratching her head, trying to find a way to coax someone to make her happy, someone finally spoke up, but what she said made Mo Yan ashamed: "If you take the initiative to kiss me, I won't care."
The avenue more than ten feet away from the two of them was full of people coming and going. Although it was very hidden and the light was relatively dark, it was unlikely that anyone would notice it as long as they didn't pay attention here deliberately, but Mo Yan just had An inexplicable sense of shame.
Seeing that Mo Yan was in a dilemma, Xiao Ruiyuan's lips formed a confusing arc. Obviously, he was taking this opportunity to "retaliate" and wanted Mo Yan to remember it.
Mo Yan looked at the man who had no chance of changing his mind, and silently complained about "stingy". Finally, she mustered up the courage, closed her eyes, stood on tiptoes, grabbed the man's shirt and pulled his neck down, and then, her lips It hit the man's lips hard.
It was purely due to Mo Yans miscalculation and excessive force!
When the two of them separated with a hissing air conditioner, blood was oozing out of their lips, and they became red and swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye. It was really terrible!
Wenwen only has one small climax and one big climax left and is about to end (*^__^*) PS: Yanyan and Ruiruis wedding is not a climax, and then it may kill people. Well, if you want to torture, you can. Who do you think is better to torture?
Alas, my lips are swollen, how can I see anyone?