Chapter 690: You Two Guys Have Fun, I'm Bailing
I coughed and pointed at the fleeing idiot.
Not that I needed to do anything like that to get Eins to do anything but I just felt like doing that.
She immediately leapt forward and caught up to the idiot in just a few strides, knocking him down onto the ground with a kick aimed at the back of his knees.
He let out a cry of pain before he fell face first onto the ground and slid forward for a few more metres before coming to a stop.
Eins then picked him up by his collar and dragged him back towards me, dumping the idiot like a piece of trash right beside the unconscious Rogar.
Hmm… What was the spell again? It's been a while since I last chanted it so I kind of forgot… Err… Let me check my notes…
Ah! There it is!
I raised my hand and pointed my palm at Rogar before chanting, "Flesh to flesh, knit and repair, heal the incisions and the bruises. [Close Wounds]!"
Light emanated from his body and his complexion started to improve as my healing magic did its work on him.
Once I was done with him, I went over to the idiot that was still groaning over the injury on his face and chanted the same magic on him as well.
No, I'm not healing him out of the goodness of my heart, but more because I didn't want him to be distracted when Rogar fucks him in the ass.
While I was doing that Rogar regained consciousness and sat up, looking a little confused.
"What… Ah… I was knocked out wasn't I?"
"Mmhmm," I confirmed offhandedly, finishing up my healing of that idiot.
Rogar then turned to look at me with a serious face, "So what is the actual truth? What really happened down there?"
"Hmm… Basically my party had already fought all the way to the last floor and these guys got caught up in a teleportation trap that teleported them directly to the last floor. The only difference was that they had been defeated by the monsters earlier and lost all their weapons. The stairs leading back up here was also trapped so they had to rely on my party to defeat the last boss for them."
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The battle maniac frowned, "So did they help with the fight?"
"Oh not at all, they were more of a burden because they ended up getting mind controlled by the final boss and I had to fight both the boss and them at the same time. Which admittedly wasn't that hard since I just made a wall of stone and they couldn't do anything about it."
"Ah… And then they tried to claim the Dungeon clear reward afterwards. But how were they teleported out alongside everyone else?"
"There was a special rule where everyone gets teleported outside except for the party that defeated the Dungeon it seems. So what does that tell you?"
He nodded, "Even the Dungeon itself recognises you as the party who cleared the Dungeon. I understand now. My apologies for the earlier accusation."
"No you aren't. You were simply looking for an excuse to have a fight with someone you thought was strong enough to beat the Dungeon. You never believed him from the start."
"Ha! Was I really that obvious?"
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"Yeah, you kind of were, especially when you kept jumping at me like that during the fight so I could tell you liked to fight. Either that, or you're a masochist."
"I suppose I might be a bit of both. Oh well… I guess I should keep my end of the bargain. Am I allowed to use lube?"
I stared at him for a moment before shrugging, "Yeah, do whatever you want. Just fuck his ass until you finish, that's the deal."
"Alright then, I'll start right now."
The idiot finally recovered and leapt to his feet, "No! No way!! I do not agree to this! You can't make me do this!!"
I scowled at him, "An agreement was made. Honour it."
"No! You two tricked me! Both of you worked together for this! It's obvious that you were both just putting up a show for everyone but I won't be tricked!! I demand--"
Rogar went forward and grabbed him by the collar before gesturing to a group of men whom I assume must be his party members.
They immediately came forward with some rope and tied the idiot up while stripping his pants off in the process.
Rogar also busied himself by taking off his own pants and taking the bottle of slimy liquid from another party member that he used on himself.
I decided I wasn't actually going to watch this just as they pushed the idiot down on the ground on all fours with his butt pointed at the air, ironically in the exact same pose that I had forced Tyler in before I sodomised him.
They even stuffed a cloth in his mouth to stop him from screaming too.
I waved at Rogar, "Alright… I'll be heading out now. You have your fun."
He frowned, "What? I thought you would be here to watch the show?"
"No, I'm not interested in seeing two guys do it, so you go ahead."
He shrugged, "Suit yourself then."
Rogar then advanced on the idiot who was screaming into his gag and trying his best to escape from the advancing man but to no avail.
As for me, I simply walked out of there and wondered whether I was supposed to just wait until the time limit was over and for Mary to come pick me up.
Sure enough, right as the sound of something slapping against something started from behind, a portal materialised in front of me and Mary stepped out from within.
She bowed, "Young Mistress. Congratulations on clearing the Dungeon on your first attempt. You have even managed to complete it before the time limit was up as well."
I grinned at her, "What can I say? I aim to excel~"
I was about to step towards the portal when it suddenly closed itself, which confused me a little and I sent a questioning gaze at the Trasif maid.
She bowed again, "Forgive me, Young Mistress. But the others are not done with their training yet and I was instructed to let you stay away from the others until their own training is complete."
"Huh… Is my presence going to distract them or something?"
"That is correct, Young Mistress."
Normally that could be perceived as an insult by others but I know full well how the others could get distracted by me so this was nothing more than just a statement of fact.
"Alright… But what should I do in the meantime? I don't really have anything else planned and I don't know where we are."
"That is not a problem, Young Mistress."
Mary then turned around and started to chant the spell to create the portal again and another one materialised in front of us, the swirling vortex appearing out of thin air.
"I thought we weren't going back?" I asked.
Mary nodded, "We are not, Young Mistress. This one leads to somewhere else instead."
"Oh. And I suppose you want me to step through the portal to find out where it leads myself?"
"If Young Mistress does not mind, of course."
I shrugged and instructed all of my Shadow Guards to follow me since I couldn't retract them into my shadow yet just in case there were people watching me before stepping through the portal.
The moment I did so, a sense of vertigo overcame me and I found myself falling.
Before I could start to panic, I landed on something soft and I realised I was now seated on a chair with a wide table in front of me.
My Shadow Guards also followed me through the portal but they simply retracted back into my shadow the moment they came through instead of falling on top of me.
Looking around, I found myself on what appeared to be a beach of sorts with lush green forests spread out behind me and the waves crashing against the shore in front of me.
The island looked to be deserted with no signs of civilisation at least and there were no ships in the horizon either.
The portal closed up and another one appeared a short distance away a few seconds later, allowing Mary to step through with a casual gait.
I was just about to ask her what we were doing here when a smaller portal appeared in front of me above the table and a plate floated out from the portal to land in front of me.
That was when a slice of pie appeared followed by silverware that also floated out of the portal delicately.
I looked at Mary in surprise and found her teleporting a giant baking oven as well as several stoves that I recognise as the ones she would use for making sweets and I knew right then why I was sent here.
Time for me to eat some sweets!!!
Om nom nom nom~