Your and My Asylum

Book 1: Chapter 1

TL note: Rather important TL note at the end of this, so please read it if you want to know some necessary information.

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I opened my eyes. The stench of mold pierced my nose.

I coughed once and looked at my surroundings. A confined space composed of stone walls covered in moisture. Excluding the iron door placed in front of me, nothing else existed. The thought of this room being similar to a solitary confinement cell brushed through my thoughts. If that were so, then ten to one, this was most likely a solitary cell.

The smell of mold.

Although it felt as if there were a large pile of things that I could question, inquiries such as Where is this? were not important. What could I do with such information? It was meaningless. The crucial things were Why was I brought here?, How was I brought here?, and What am I going to do from now on?.

While touching the prayer beads on my wrist, I recalled the previous day.

There was nothing in particular that happened. Even after the New Years had passed, I woke up at around 5 oclock again, washed up, took a shower after going out for a light jog, made breakfast, ate together with my uncle, my aunt, and my younger cousin Miyeong, and washed the dishes afterward. I went to cram school next. Since I was going to be entering into my third year of high school once this winter break was over, I had engrossed myself into studying. In the afternoon, I went to the hospital and visited Minhee. Afterward, I returned home and exercised for about another hour. After cleaning up inside the house, I prepared dinner and ate with my aunt and Miyeong first. I then washed the dishes, returned to my room to do my homework, and around the time I finished washing up, my uncle came home from work, so I made dinner for him and washed the dishes again. Once I finished doing so, it was 10 oclock, so I studied until 12 and went to sleep.

And when I opened my eyes, I was like this. Feeling distraught, I thought while touching my beads.

I checked my attire. All I had on was the sleepwear I would change into before going to sleep and the prayer beads I would always wear on my right wrist. The glasses I placed next to my head while I slept were gone. Although I was able to find my smartphone after going through my pockets, the out of range icon was being displayed.

Thereforeno matter how much I wracked my brain, I could only conclude that I had been kidnapped and confined in a mold-filled solitary cell where both light and radio signals couldnt enter. No, this was worse than a solitary cell. There wasnt even a toilet here.

Is that you, Chanmi?

The leader of the bullies that had tormented methe esteemed daughter of the Joo Group conglomerateI called out Joo Chanmis name and gazed around. Give it up. We settled things a year ago, didnt we? Doing something like this now will only be disgraceful for you.

There was no need to feign composure. I have constantly been calm ever since Minhee was admitted to the hospital.

You probably wouldnt understand even if I told you this was a crime. Regardless, I thought you would at least have some self-respect, but did you not even have that?

The trigger to me being bullied was trivial. Though the motive behind my resolve to break away from that torment was not trivial, separate from that praiseworthy time, the method I used to break free from the bullying couldnt be anything more than something minor. I had fragmentized Chanmis clique and raised up my own faction. If you looked at it calmly, the struggle was like a type of chess, janggi, or Go. It was irrefutably a board game, and in the end, my clique had overpowered Chanmis factionwinning by a narrow margin.

So that 8 Years War should have been settled 1 year ago during the scorching 18th summer of my life.

Im disappointed. Or is it because my finish wasnt proper?

There were no other methods to explain this situation. It would be different if I had been hit in the back of the head while walking the streets, but to be able to abduct a person who was sleeping in their bed and house, and to construct something similar to a solitary cell like this, these things were only possible by someone who possessed a considerable amount of wealth and manpower, and among those people who possessed all that, the only fellow who had an ill-fated relationship with me was Chanmi.

Joo Chanmi.

I stood up. This enclosed space was packed whether I stood or laid down. Though if my older cousin, who is currently working for the government, were here, she could most likely accurately measure the size of this space. Relying on my own eyes to make an approximate measurement of the room, the width and height seemed to be both around 2 meters. A putrid smell of mold.

Since I couldnt find anything no matter how much I looked around my surroundings, I approached the door. A heavy door made with some black material with an unmoving handle attached to it. I tried placing both of my arms against the door and pushing, but it didnt show any signs of opening. I gave up my pointless effort and decided to gaze at the door more carefully. I then discovered it.

There was a hole around 1 meter and 50 centimeters from the bottom of the door. It was a hole that was made for the purpose of taking a peek outside. Since I was 175 centimeters tall, I had to bend my back in order to look through it. I contemplated for a moment. However, since there were no other methods, I lowered myself and peered through the hole.

And then, I met someones eye.

The first half. I was bullied normally for 4 years. The latter half. I fought back for 4 years. Aftermath. The amount of time I spent as the victor was barely over 1 year. As I had spent my time managing the embers at school and being shoved around at home, it was an amount of time that wasnt even remotely enough to forget my survival instincts. The ability to read the flow of emotion and atmosphere of another person was still functioning within me. The eye that met my gaze, according to my judgment was.

First, it was a silvery gray that felt as if it could abolish darkness despite being similar to the thickness of snow that had been stepped on and crushed.

In the center of that, a certain rupture was situated there.

After that, even when our eyes had met, there was no occasion of their eye flinching or blinking.

And as if something were funnyit was smiling.

, , .

Strength went into my hand that was holding the prayer beads. Press. As if I were trying to crack it, I pressed down onto the beads. I was barely able to regain my composure again after pressing down on one bead at a time. Its fine. Itsfineitsfineitsfine. Be calm. Calm down, me. Think about it. [Yujin, aint your head really good?] Thats right. Since I have a good head, I need to think calmly whenever and wherever I am. (TL note: The line in the [] is him recalling a line that someone said to him in the past)

Who?

I asked quietly. Gray eyes? This is the first time Ive ever seen them.

Do you have any relations with Chanmi?

A foreigner? If it isnt an incredibly diluted shade of blue, its difficult for pupils to be that kind of silver. Therefore, the base color has to be blue, meaning theyre probably a foreigner. Did Chanmi hire a foreigner? Although nothing is impossible for her, isnt that too much of a jump? It was at the moment I thought that.

The other party started to laugh.

Ah hah. A strange laugh. Ah hah hah hah ha. An unnatural sound that required one to move their tongue on purpose in order to make, and yet, it sounded as if they were truly enjoying the situation. Ah ha, ah ha ha ha ha, ah hah ha. The eye on the other side of the door hole was trembling slightly. The pupils werent shaking, but the head movement made them appear as if they were. The eyes themselves, without even the slightest sign of wavering, were still smiling.

Without a word, I waited for the laughter to stop. While the transparent plasticity flowed by, the stench of mold invaded my nose. A dreadful smell. Eventually, the laughter stopped, but the scent that felt as if it had become agitated by the noise did not go anywhere.

The other party spoke.

Chanmi? Whos thaaat?

It was a girl. It was a young voice that had yet to break(Girls experience something similar to voice breaking as boys do). Somehow her awkward pronunciation further pointed towards my assumption that she was a foreigner. Additionally, I became certain of another fact. It was my first time hearing this voice.

Who are you?

It wasnt until then that my voice had changed. I didnt lose my composure, but it did sink down further.

Are you talking about me? Are you curious? On the other hand, her voice carried more spirit. The sound of laughter reverberated once more. Okay. Ill teach yoouu.

Her eye drew away from the hole, but since the field of vision was already too narrow, I could barely see anything further out.

Now then. I. Am.

Look forward to it!, it felt as if her body was uttering that as she spread her shoulders. The sight of the edge of her clothes rising up and going down entered my vision once before disappearing.

The First Sky Wizard of the 12 Sky Wizards, the deepest sky!!

The fluttering edges of her clothes appeared in my field of vision occasionally before vanishing once more. It was either a skirt or a robe. In any case, she was wearing ample clothing.

Although it would be good to refer to me as The Gate of the Multiverse(The Lost Gate), I am the one everyone refers to as The Universal Summoner(Princess : Featly)!!

It felt as if she had taken the pose of pressing her hand against her forehead while shouting How discourteous!, but I was unable to see it.

The mage and lord of the City of Confinement(The Asylum)!! I am the Earl of the Silver Lion!!

It was a relief that the door was closed. If it were open, then my eardrums would have shook. While I was thinking so, the self-proclaimed First Sky Wizard of the 12 Sky Wizards, Universal Summoner, Earl of the Silver Lions eye appeared at the other side of the hole once more. Seeing as there was a loud thud, it seems she had headbutted the door.

And the reason why youre here, thats because! I! Summoned you with a bang!! Since, my specialty is summoning! Her eye moved away for a moment before with another Thud! it quickly drew near again, accompanied by the small shaking of the door. Hows that? Has your curiosity been sated? Ah hah hah hah ha ha ha!!

Yeah, I understand well that youre a lunatic. I thought.

Putting aside the cackling Earl of the Silver Lion(Self-proclaimed), I reviewed the facts I was able to gather.

First, I was kidnapped.

Second, it seems the kidnapper is the fellow across the door, and shes a girl that I have never seen before.

Third, the kidnapper is someone who attaches ridiculous nicknames to herself such as mage and lord and Universal Summoner, so a lunatic whos suffering from a chronic disease known as chuunibyou, like Eunji or Hanjeun.

Fourth, although its a mystery on what this girl plans to do with me, be it this iron door and solitary cell this has long past the border of a crime that could be alleviated by simply saying Im sorry, my jokes went a bit too far, ehe.

I rotated my prayer beads.

Dont mess with me!, getting angry like that would be easy. What do you think youre doing!?, shouting out is simple as well. However, what would change if one were to do so? Im the one that is currently being confined. The fact that one should avoid behaving rashly until they are able to discover what the other partys intentions are, this is something so obvious that I didnt have to recall the 8 Years War with Chanmi to know. I spoke in a voice that wouldnt invoke irritation.

Im Han Yujin. As you can see, Im a male and Ill be entering my third year of high school soon. Ill be turning 19 this year.

No matter how ridiculous the other partys words may have been, you must respond appropriately. You have to introduce yourself. If you wish to implant the fact that you possess a life that you have lived up till now and that you are a human being into the other party, then this is one of the best methods of doing so. If you were to fail in making the other party be aware of these facts, then they will not consider you as an equal human beingandthey will do severe things to you without possessing even the slightest bit of a guilty conscience. The reason why the Nazis were able to slaughter the Jews was because the Jews were not considered as equal human beings to them.

I like green tea, injeolmi, and classic music. I dont like anything that gives too much stimulus.

In this situation, discovering that the other party is younger than you is never a good variable. I have yet to forget the incident involving a person named Shin Eunjithe person who declared that, as the black angel of the Choir of Alcania, they possessed 7 different personalities and each personality had their own respective special ability(For some reason the names of each personality were in Japanese). The fact that these type of people do not mature, that it is nearly impossible to reason with them, that they lack a tremendous amount of self-restraint in their actions, and that just these characteristics alone could make an individual terrifying, this was something that had been engraved into my bones.

So, Miss Earl of the Silver Lion, with what purpose did you summon me for?

The Earl blinked her eyes. Quickly after, her smile returned.

Ah hah ha ah. Mm. Arent you incredibly caaalm?

Is that surprising?

Nooope!! Well, its within expectations. Within it. She spoke after chuckling once, Something like trying to use your head to think up petty tricks. I can see it cleeaarly.

Thats rude. Im not turning my head to think up petty tricks.

Then are you turning your head to make white hair?

Though I dont have any.

Since the situation is like this, it feels like some might actually come out.

In any case, shes wrong. Im really not trying to conjure up petty tricks. Im merely using all of my human capabilities to utilize my entire head. Is she really not related to Joo Chanmi? But theres still a good chance that shes a foreigner who was hired by Chanmi Then is that lunatic-like behavior of hers an act? Or is she the esteemed daughter of some CEO of a foreign company and decided to kidnap me because shes a maniac in a degree that doesnt fall behind Chanmi? In any case, theres a reason why she kidnapped me. If thats so, then what was it?

Anyway, why did you summon me? There should be a reason.

Do you not require a reason since youre a madman? Thats doubtful. The fact that I was chosen meant that this chuunibyou was interested in something about me. Look back at myself Ill be 19-years-old this year. A normal boy. My eyesight became weaker so I wear glasses. Although I dont have my glasses right now. Im confident about my intellect. Of course, Im proud of my ability to be calm as well. However, I have never been conceited. No matter how much I think about it, I cant figure out a reason. If its like this, then should I confirm it with her?

Going along with her pace.

Do I perhaps have the blood of a hero thats destined to save this world?

Pbbt!? I wanted to retort that a child shouldnt make such a crude sound. Eub. Ehem. Mm. Was that a joke? Or legit? Either way, bzzt! Nope. Wrong answer!

I succeeded in receiving a response. Then all I can do is continue asking.

Then what is it? Do I have to get married to you?

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Pfft? Pbbbt. Thats not it! Ah hah hah hah ha. You really are interesting.

If it isnt summoning a hero or a lover, then among the other chuunibyou-like settings there is only one left. Since their nickname seems to also go along with that setting, then maybe this is it.

Then am I supposed to be some familiar? Go easy on me, I have to get ready for the SAT later this year.

Familiar? Mm. Now youre getting a bit cloooser But bzzt! Absolutely bzzt! Its not something stupid like that, KuzatoRospiante!!

The girl uttered some other world language and started chuckling. She then suddenly spread her shoulders as if stretching out her body.

The answer!

Bang! She hit the door.

A toy to be tortured!

Bang! She hit the door again.

From now on, you will be tortured!! Now then, now then. Ill stab a fork underneath your nail and BAM! raise it using a level principle. Ill use a nail clipper and clipclipclipclipclip your eyelids off. Ill grab a pair of scissors and slightyslightlyslightlyslightly cut off your lips! Aah, but its okay! Dont worry, since I wont penetrate your brain when I stab, stab, stab chopsticks into your ears! Why? Mm, the reason is. If I do something like that, then in an instant, wooooosh, in an instaaant.

BANG!! I wonder if she had hit the door with her palm, as the entire door had shaken.

Youll diiieee, ah hah ha ha!! I wont kill you immediately. Thats why itsokayitsokay. Worries ZERO!

The girl cried out while pounding the door. There were two thoughts that crossed my mind while I rotated my prayer beads. That this fellow really has high tension. (TL note: High tension)

And.

This situation is far more dangerous than I originally thought.

I understand what you plan to do with me now.

I did not scorn the other party. I made sure the other party didnt feel as if they were being looked down upon. Therefore, I didnt speak sarcastically. Always treating them as a proper human being. Even while I was behaving like that, I did not put an insincere smile on my face. Using a tone that didnt aggravate the other party, I spoke calmly like how the winner of the 8 Years War should behave.

But could you stop hitting the door? Your hand must hurt.

Pbbt? Eub. Ah hah hah ha hang. Still with the petty tricks? Normally, people who end up in this kind of situation fall into despair, start crying, or get mad, you know? Ooh. Maybe, you think this is a joke? Do you think this is something like a candid cameraaa?

I dont. Since this situation had already crossed the line of possibly being a candid camera a long time ago. Also, if a young girl lets out such an undignified laugh, then people would start to suspect her class, Miss Earl of the Silver Lion.

The silver pupil of the Earl, who had stopped moving for a moment, glistened. I continued speaking before her smile could return to her eyes.

Only half was done.

Hmm? What, do you mean?

The answer. I asked why you summoned me. Im grateful that you explained the reason behind the why and summon, but why did it have to be me? Is there a special reason?

Ah, thaaats.

The smile in her eye deepened. This response, if I look back at the patterns up till now.

Are you perhaps trying to tell me that I was chosen by random?

Twitch. The Earl let out a Mm sound.

Koreans, shouldnt have had the ability to read minds.

Oi, to be able to know that Im Korean even though you said I was summoned. Thats quite the convenient setting, that chuunibyou of yours.

Anyway, it seems I was on the mark. If you put aside the chuunibyou like setting, then that means I was the one selected when the order Capture anyone was given to her subordinates(whether they moved by money or authority). Similar to those urban crimes of female students being kidnapped by vans in alleyways, I unluckily ended up being a target of one of those indiscriminate acts of evil.

However, if that were so, then theres still one fact that I cant understand. I was sleeping in my home, in my room, and in my bed. Even if it was that kind of indiscriminate kidnapping, isnt invading a random persons home too high of a risk? Ill put off that thought for now.

But why are you trying to torture me?

Are you curious?

Yeah. Is it similar to the feeling of kicking a dog?

Mm, well, something like that. Theres a lot, a lo~~t of annoying things piled up. Ehem. I need someone to vent it out on.

Arent you an earl? You can just torture your subjects.

This idiot!, the Earl of the Silver Lion shouted and pounded the door powerfully. After doing so, I could hear the sound of her hopping around as if she were in pain.

Uu~ my hand. Mmm. Therell be problems if I torture the people of my world. Thats why, Mongado, accordingly!

Accordingly?

Isnt tormenting otherworldly beings from completely different worlds! More! Rational!?

Truly, its things outside the border.

Doing harm means to do harm to the offender as well. The most classic, and yet effective, method of shielding oneself against that reflective damage is the controversy I mentioned earlier between the Nazis and the Jews. Thus, the border. After having drawn a line, you can prevent any type of empathy by declaring that you and the people in question are completely different beings. I now understood what this self-proclaimed Earl of the Silver Lion meant when they were calling me her summon. Since Im a summoned otherworldly being from another world, by declaring it as so, she is able to obtain a psychological immunity. Thats what shes probably trying to say.

Whatever it was, the essence was something insignificant.

Are you going to do it immediately?

Yuup

An immediate response. I really got caught by a bad person.

How? Are you going to open the door and come in? Im not bound, you know?

Hmm? Do you intend to, resist?

Thats obvious since you said youre going to torture me. Or do you plan to use magic so I cant move?

Is she going to use sleeping gas or shoot me with a stun gun? If thats the case, then this hole Im looking through may be dangerous. Who knows when something sharp could pierce through it. For starters, I backed away from the hole and pushed my back against the wall. However, the Earl spoke up in a rather flat tone.

Mm, thats not it. I, cant use any spells other than summoning. Furthermore, even that summoning ability.

Abruptly, the sense of falling enveloped me.

Huh? Without even being able to react, I fell backward just like that. Thud!! Kuh! A sense of impact spread from my bottom, back, and to the back of my head. My field of vision was distorted for a moment before it restored itself. And then, in my recovered field of vision, I no longer saw the ceiling that was 2 meters up.

It went up a considerable amount, but my sight was now directed towards the ceiling of a hallway?

Like this, I can only teleport my target directly in front of me. It isnt like those Korean fantasy novels where a vow of loyalty comes along with it. Disappointing, disappointing.

And near the feet of my sprawled out body, there was a black-socked foot, I mean, there was a silver-haired girl standing in an imposing manner with her arms crossed.

, , what?

What, happened, justnow?

I was certainly huh yeah, I had the door in front of me while I was leaning against the back wall of the cell, right? But why did it suddenly feel like the wall behind me disappeared and in the next moment, I was in a hallway. No, to be exact, I was moved to the hallway instantaneously and because that had happened, the wall which I was leaning against was gone, so I fell backwards but why? How? Something like that is impossible Teleportation? It cant be Or maybe that wall was retractable, and this hallway is located past it wait, then whos the person I was making eye contact with through the door its her its those eyes but no, no.

Nononono.

No.

Calm down. Keep it together. [Yujin, aint your head really good?] Yeah, the [8 Years War], think about it, thinkthinkthinkthink. Okay. As long as I dont lose my cool-headedness, I can analyze, dig up, and redefine anything. Its not difficult. Its not difficult at all.

Calm yourself down, Yujin.

My composure was just barely able to return as I put more and more strength into my grip on the beads. I raised my head and looked at the girl standing by my feet, the Earl of the Silver Lion.

The first thing that stuck out was that silver bobbed hair. Though normally, when someone mentions the term silver hair, then the image of glossy natural hair would come to mind, but her hair was disheveled like a lions mane. There was a sense of beauty and wit in her beaming eyes, which held silver pupils that harbored darkness. A sharp nose and light scarlet skin. There was a delicate pale pink color, as light as the breath on glass, on her lips. Within those slightly parted lips of hers, there was a misaligned toothno, there were protruding canines and a small red tongue swelling like an ember.

Her height was short. Somewhere around 150 centimeters. For some reason, I was certain that she wasnt in the latter years of her teens. Since she had a ring on each and every one of her 10 fingers and a bracelet on both her wrists, she gave off a parvenue-like feeling. Furthermore, the fact that her fingernails were all painted black and that there was a tattoo on the back of both of her hands, boosted that parvenue-like feeling further.

Matching her hair, she was wearing a white ceremonial coat embroidered with golden threads and balls of fluff were attached to the seams and sleeves of her coat. Even the long shirt and skirt that she had on underneath were a matching white color. But for some reason, only her belt and her high socks that reached up to her knees were black. Moreover, for some unknown reason, she wasnt wearing shoes.

Normally, it would be fitting to say that she has a western look, but I couldnt recommend that expression. Since every Caucasian girl on Earth could never look like her. No, any girl on Earth most likely couldnt look like her. Especially her eyesher pupils were different. The sense of difference I felt when I first met her was more obvious now since I was in an open space.

Located in the center of her eye, a scar that looked like something that was formed when smashing a pickaxe into a wall of ice with all your strengtha rupture.

I understood two things.

First, the fact that this fellow and I were absolutely not part of the same humankind.

Second, the fact that this is the same feeling I had when I met Joo Chanmi for the first timethat this is fate, that this will be an ill-fated relationship, this feeling passed by after having left my heart tightly bound.

The Earl of the Silver Lion, while looking down at me, who was in that state, giggled and raised the handkerchief she had in her right hand to cover her mouth.

Ah ha ah. Its embarrassing if you stare at me so intensely.

Poof. Everything in front of me changed once more. Rather than my sight, the piercing stench of mold was what informed me that I had returned to the solitary cell. After having experienced this twice, the desire to deny the possibility didnt come up anymore.

You  really are a mage.

Mmm? Her eye reappeared at the other side of the hole in the door. What did you think I was?

A kid with chuunibyou.

Ufu, ah, ah hah, ah hah hah ha ha hah ha ha!! Uah. Chuunibyou, is it?

You understand what it means, Miss Earl of the Silver Lion?

Im generally familiar with the Korean language Im, seriously a genius in regards to language, you know?

Hm.

I responded vaguely. The two facts I had to accept were that she could use that summoning ability or whatever and that she wasnt the same type of human being as myself. Any more than that, for example, the claim that this was the Confinement City of another world, Sky Wizard among Sky Wizards blah blah blah was something I couldnt believe. How could I?

Then

How

Am I supposed to escape?

Lets stay collected. I thought while holding my prayer beads tightly in my hand. In the first place, if that was the case, then how was she speaking in Korean? A universal translation spell? A communication artifact? Dont mess around. If thats so, then how would it translate terms like chuunibyou and what about those another world-like words that were uttered from time to time? Furthermore, I couldnt understand that foreigner-like pronunciation of hers either. Or perhaps

A dark smile appeared in the Earls eyes as she was watching me.

Ah hah ha Anyway, as I told you earlier, although I may be the Universal Summoner whos capable of summoning in front of me any creature from any world, any dimension, and any universe, if you put it into simpler terms, thats all I can do. Since I can only move them in front of me, they dont immediately understand the situation and become loyal to me just because I summoned them. Rather, there are more occasions of them trying to resist like crazy, and others try to think up petty tricks like a certain someone.

What a pain! she uttered and her eye smoothly moved away from the hole.

Now then! Ill ask a question!

Step step. Her footsteps grew distant.

Did you say your name was Han Yujin? Mm, what do you think I would have to do in order to electrify them, make them into a loyal slave towards me, and turn them into my own personal pet?

As the footsteps went further away, her voice became fainter as well. Despite that, the fact that her voice didnt completely fade away meant that I was probably that much focused on it. And by the time I was able to think that far, I already knew the answer.

Theres nothing complicated. Its the same thing that everyone does to everyone.

This girls summoning ability, according to her, is merely moving the position of her target. It can only bring the target before her, but in a state where they dont understand the reason or the situation and with no mental communion with her.

The answer is.

How to tame that kind of opposition?

If you exclude mind control, then theres only one other option remaining.

Give them a reasonaaaable.

Then thats perhapsif this girl really is from another world, the reason why shes able to use Korean.

Carrot, and, stick,

And tame them.

Thaaaaaaaaaats iiiiiiit!!

My field of vision changed abruptly once more.

The first thing I felt was a viscous feeling crawling down my respiratory organ and spreading throughout my lungs

The smell of blood.

Things composed of wood and metal that gave off a color that made it difficult for one to differentiate whether it was rust, blood, or its original color

These torture racks.

Far from being collected, these things were not piled up or gathered and were merely left neglected

Skeletons.

Red, green, yellow, and pink sludge mixed together

Flesh and internal organs.

And the group of bound sacrificial lambs that were still alive.

Along with a girl, who was laughing maniacally while looking up towards the ceiling with both of her knees slightly bent, standing beside me. These things entered my sight.

Ah hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah hah, ah hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

The girl walked with heavy steps and with the rod she was holding in her left-handSmack, she struck a frog-like creature bound to a rack that appeared like an operating table.

Now then. What kind of frog, is this frog? Its about 3 meters. But despite its appearance, this was once a brave warrior of the sea! A citizen of an underwater world, an intelligent life form!! Ezantel!! Though, now only the area above its waist remains since I ripped the frog apart bit by bit by bit by bit by bit by bit starting from its toes! HiiHaa! How much longer can it stay alive? We can only wait and see, right? Ah hah ha ah.

And once more, she struck the frog-like creature on the back. It groaned. K-toro-kuku-Rra! The frog uttered something while it twisted its body. Thats right, it said something. I could tell by intuition. Albeit, I couldnt understand the context of its words, it let out such a refined cry that it made my blood freeze. However, the Earl of the Silver Lion giggled and whispered into the frogs ear, Sitoros-brrr-Kadal-PeArto.. The frog stopped struggling and became docile.

The Earl took two steps forward. Once she did so she stroked a being that was different from the humans on Earth and with an appearance which was different than the Earl herself a winged being that looked mostly human. There was a countless number of apparatus and hoses attached to that being who was being restrained to a steel chair.

Now, on the other hand, this is an angel that was born in the world of heavens! Ah, but this world of heavens most likely has nothing to do with what the people of your world refer to as Eden or Valhallaaaa!! I think she said something about originally being a certain angel from a certain tier, but now shes merely a dairy cattle! A milk producing maaachine! Would you like a glass? Of course, the upper milk! You wont regret it! Its so delicious that youll get addicted!! Truly, popularity MAX! The milk from the heavens is the greatest in all of the uniiiiiveerse!!

I could feel my breathing becoming faster despite the fact that I was gripping my prayer beads. The scenery spread out before me was that dreadful.

The winged being couldnt even protest. It didnt feel like it was because of the hose that was stuffed into its mouth. Him-her? It had both so I wasnt sure what to call it. In any case, the light in the angels eyes had faded like an old coin. The Earl chuckled and started to walk again.

Stop.

Nausea, queasiness, and a sickening feeling in my gut that felt as if I had gulped down a glass of sewer water, made my vision feel blurry.

Stop it.

The Earl of the Silver Lion let out a Mm? sound and gazed at me. Looking straight into those eyes, I spoke, one more time.

I said to stop it. I understand full well that youre speaking the truth.

Hmmm. Thats quite good.

The Earl cackled and walked towards me with her canine teeth still showing.

Buuut. Theres one problem Why do I have to listen to yoouu?

A reasonable leisure for a person with an overwhelming superiority. Although my barely maintained composure was blabbering about my chances of victory if I were to charge at her right this instant since I wasnt restrained, the intuition I gained after having experienced an 8-year war with Chanmi was pressing down that option. This person is an individual who has committed acts like this until now, is committing them now, and will continue to do so in the future. The thought that she appears defenseless right now has most likely crossed her mind already, thus meaning, she naturally has a countermeasure. Even if she didnt, I had an assumption.

Just as I expected, the Earl grinned and peered into my eyes.

Mm? By any chance, is the thought, Im not tied up, lets rush at her and beat her up going through your head? Ufu, ah hah ha. Of course, the majority of people usually fall into a state of panic when they see this, so they arent even able to think of that idea, but, you dont seem like youre a part of that majority. Regardless, its impossible. Absolutely impossible. Its a good idea to give up, you know?

In regards to height, the Earl had to look up at me, but there was an imposing feeling, as if I were being stepped on, wrapping around my entire body.

Do you know why? I, can immediately.

Summon your royal bodyguards.

She stopped for a second before chuckling.

Of course. Adding to that, I can always.

Return me to the solitary cell?

A silence fell over us.

The Earl of the Silver Lion tilted her head, slightly. I increased the strength in my grip on my prayer beads.

You said you could move things in front of you, then you can cancel it as well, right? Meaning the target will return to the place they were at before being summoned. For example, my first summon was from Earth to that cell, my second summon was to the hallway, and then that second summon was canceled so I was returned to the cell.

Right now was also a similar situation. I was summoned from the solitary cell to this torture chamber. If this torture chamber summon is released, then I will immediately return to the solitary cell.

How?

Sharp eyes, which were no longer behaving frivolously or smiling, were directed towards me. I didnt tell her that Im capable of looking at a situation calmly, I can read the atmosphere, I dont get caught up by the impossibles, so Im able to put together the series of events as they occur, and that by being able to do these things, Im able to always precisely understand the situation around me.

Your turn.

Ha? What are you ah mm. Are you telling me to take a guess at your ability now? But youre not from the garden world or the world of heavens You, arent you Korean? There shouldnt be any Sitrodel abilities like this there magic, extraordinary physical abilities, and holy powers shouldnt be generalized in your world.

The girl moved her head around restlessly. I waited silently. She let out a sigh.

Haa, whatever. Youre right. My ability, is like that.

And by that, that means if you cancel the first summon from my bed to that cell, then you can send me back home.

Correct. Well, I dont plan on doing so.

Ending that topic there, she abruptly turned her body. As if enjoying the hellish sight around her, she turned not only her body but the subject as well.

Anyway, back to taming. Of course, there are problems with this method as well. For one no matter how many traps I set up beforehand if someone incredibly, tremendously stronger than me ends up being summoned, then far from taming, Ill probably die, you know? Also, since the majority of other worlds have developed Sitrodel super powers they reverse trace their way back even though I canceled their summon In truth, Ive gotten into big trouble a couple of times because of that Well, lets stop talking about those demoralizing tales of failure!!

The Earl shook her head side to side. Be it this or that, for the time being, since shes young it seems shes used to straying off topic while talking.

In conclusion, out of the 12 worlds I can meddle with, I can safely play around with the majority living in 5 of those worlds.

And my world is one of those 5?

Yup. When was it again? Ah, 8 years ago. Your worldwhich is called the Spire World here, anyway, when I was randomly summoning an inhabitant from your world, I caught a Korean. I learned Korean from that person. I learned a lot of these and those things and those and these things. And what happened to that Korean well, therell be no more occasions of ever meeting that person againIn any case, I received a lot of Korea-related catalysts from that person.

Catalysts?

The Earl grinned widely and displayed her left hand. A sense of malice was being emitted from the tattoo of a crustacean on the back of her hand and the black nail polish on her pinky, ring, and middle finger.

Substances needed for pinpoint summons, target summoning, Lo-Kisa. Its also known as the smallest piece of ones life. In other words, dandruff, hair, bodily fluids, or some other thing thats the size of dust. As long as I have an object with any of those smeared onto it, then I can use it to summon its owner. Also, on those catalysts Mm, for example, a coat. Its not only one persons piece of life thats on it.

I was able to understand what she was trying to say. Be it sweat, hair, dandruff, or something that got rubbed onto it when passing someone by, there will without a doubt be another persons piece of life, their catalyst, on it as well.

Like that, pow! I brought in a bystander that was around them. Got used to Korean a bit more, learned this and that from them, then pow, summoned the next bystander. Even that bystanders bystander pow! Ah ha ah. The girl licked her lips. It was quite easy.

And now youve come to me?

Yuuup. Mr.Yujin. Do you have a problem with that, Mr.Yujin?

Ever since I became an orphan, an unexplained case of disappearance has never occurred in my surroundings. At the very least, I had a grasp of the entire student body of my schools(Damn 8 Years War), and the people I came into contact with outside of school were only my relatives. However, there were no missing cases among them. That means it wasnt anyone I knew.

If thats the case something like brushing past someone on the subway, through that kind of coincidental act she was able to obtain a piece of my life and summon me.

What happened to those other people?

Ah hah ha What do you think happened?

I ended up figuring out the answer before I witnessed her smile while biting her stuck out tongue. In this moment, if I didnt have my prayer beads, then I would have most likely been unable to maintain my composure. Thanks, Cha Minhee.

Moreover, what this girl said towards the frogman a second ago I feel like I know what it was. Ill kill you if you struggle?, thats ridiculous. Half of its body is already gone. It would probably welcome the relief of death. Ill keep tormenting you?, thats also absurd. Ill send you back if you behave?, pouring water on gasoline that is already on fire will only lead to an explosion. Yes, the answer is probably no, its most certainly, If you struggle your relatives and the people around you Ill summon them and do the exact same thing to them.. Honestly, the last vowel here was probably dragged out with a musical note, heart, or a star-like symbol attached to the endugh.

, , , uh, ugh.

Calm down, Yujin.

Though Ive done this several times already.

This disgusting psychopathic lunatic., rebuking her is simple, but what will change? How could you do such a thing? I wont forgive you!, screaming at her is easy, but what will change?

Nothing.

Thats right. Nothing will change if I rely on my emotions. If I try to do that too rashly, then I will no longer be able to do that. I understood to my core, that the situation would just become much more severe if I were to do something like that. Thats why, dont do it. Be calm. Be cool, Yujin. There is a way. A way to breakthrough must exist. (TL note: no longer and that is referring to him no longer being able to rely on his emotions since hed be dead)

There was no deep breathing. I was simply gazing at the Earl of the Silver Lion while working my brain as fast as possible.

Okay, think about it seriously!!

Organize all the information that has been revealed so far.

First, I was kidnapped(summoned) by a lunatic from another world.

Second, that lunatic knows how to use magic. According to her, shes only capable of summoning and canceling that summon, however, there may actually be more to it than that.

Third, that lunatic is an Earl. This is supposedly a different world, so it may differ with the hierarchy that exists on Earth, but for this mental patient, whos proficient at Korean, to be calling herself an Earl then that position must certainly be remarkable.

Fourth, the condition of this other world. Since that psychopath said she was an Earl, then that means politically, this world is either run by feudalism or authoritarian royal power. Though it could also possibly be a constitutional monarch like in modern Britain, where the peerage title is merely a facade, since she said she was the lord of this city, then thats probably not it. Therefore, at least while within this city, she is protected by an overpowering authority and wealth.

Fifth, that nutcase has no intention of sending me back.

Sixth, that maniac intends to turn me into a torture pet.

And finally, once I die after becoming her pet, then by using a piece of life that was on my body, shell summon another bystander and do the exact same thing to them as she did to me.

Everything was full of despair. Well, ever since I found out that the other party was insane, everything has been going down a path of hopelessness.

Regardless, if theres one thing that was a relief, then its the fact that a method of returning home most certainly exists. Because if this person decides to let me go, then thatll happen. Though if that were to happen, then certain measures need to also be taken in order to prevent her from summoning me again theres no point in thinking that far ahead yet. In the first place, this girl doesnt plan to send me back anyway.

Now, shall we slowly get started?

Far from returning, its a question whether Ill be able to sustain my life. I clasped the prayer beads tightly.

Do you have to?, no. Clich lines like this wont even be able to stall for time. Start what?, should I play innocent? Itd be a question whether shed even smirk at that. Why?, thats an absurd question at this point. However, if I keep asking myself like this, then I can at least contemplate for an ideaYeah, the main reason.

From the start, this girl isnt trying to torture me because she wants something from me.

Just because shes bored.

Merely because she wants to play around.

That behavior of hers which cant be understood or forgiven from a normal persons perspective. If anythingits more of a gap to breach through at this point.

I can. I spread my shoulders and spoke. Entertain you with a different method.

She reacted with a Hm? sound. Thats good enough. I didnt expect for it to work from the start anyway.

Think about it. You should know well if youve played around with other Koreans before. I wont be able to endure for as long as that frog over there, and since Im a guy, I wont be able to produce milk like that angel. Moreover, my will is weak so Ill probably die quickly.

But milk comes from down there too. Are you a eunuch?

No, it does come out, but are you going to eat it?

Eh, no. I dont need it.

It doesnt taste good, and a child shouldnt be saying something like that.

Not letting go of my attitude used when dealing with another human being, I spoke to her. The Earl revealed her sharp canines as if she were dissatisfied.

Korea may be like that, but its not like that here.

Is that so? If you allow me the opportunity to learn about this place, then Ill be able to adjust to the customs here.

Arent you scheming a bit too much? From the very beginning.

Yes. But I want to live, and you want amusement.

The Earl showed her canines once more. Silence fell on us like that.

Once that silence felt like it had gone on for awhile, I uttered.

[Fufu. Just kidding! Uhah, ah hah ha. How was that? Did you think youd be able to live since I was thinking for a long time? Were you hopeful? How unfortunate! Crushing that kind of foolish hope is more joyful to me than having three square meals a day.], if you plan to say something along those lines, please dont.

.

Seeing as she clicked her tongue, it seems she did plan to. During the first half of the 8 Years War, I properly learned about what false hope was. Though it was something that was forcefully taught to me when I was being bullied by Chanmis cliqueI guess I havent become rusty.

What will you do?

Its somewhat, extremely, a bit, annoying, you know?

Probably because you werent able to take the initiative. But isnt the initiative in a conversation like this not important? You can break down the conversation whenever you want, after all.

Hmm. Are you personally saying that? How wiiise.

Dont think too far into it. Im saying that you can torture and kill me whenever you want. Literally whenever. If thats the case, then its fine to do it after having entertained yourself a bit more, right? Do you know about the marshmallow story?

Thats the manga where a rabbit with an impassive expression on its face appears, right?

No, not that.

Ah. Then is it, the manga where 4 girls and one tall girl appears? The one with an anime as well.

Thats Strawberry Marshmallow. Thats rather old even on Earth and is a manga that only a certain type of people know. For a person whos from another world, why is her antenna reaching out towards a weird direction? In that time, just what sorts of Koreans were summoned here?

Ah, should I have taken notice when she understood the term chuunibyou?

To keep it simple, if you endure today, then youll be able to eat two tomorrow, and if you endure tomorrow as well, then you can have 4 the day after Like that.

? If its food then I have a mountain of it. Do you want some Heaven milk?

I wont drink it so dont squeeze some out. I said dont squeeze it. Dont pass it to me either. I wont drink it, I said. You drink it.

But its gooood.

I let out a sigh. It seems I succeeded in softening the atmosphere. The Earl showed a grin after taking her lips off of her cup.

Ah hah hah. Mm, Mr. Yujin. So to speak, if I have patience, then Ill be able to gather that much of an abundant harvest, so I should wait. Is that it? Mr. Yujin.

Thats right.

And if I dont want to?

Silence.

Juuust. What if you, going through an unimaginable pain, and dying a frustrating death, right now, is something that I want? Mr.Yuuujin.

I didnt clench my teeth. In any case, I can conclude that she didnt feel even the slightest bit of inconvenience towards losing the other party. If you put it in terms of a contract, then her side has the superiority. Im merely in a position where Id be grateful just to have my life prolonged. Just because the atmosphere has softened, doesnt mean that the main issue of the situation has changed. I didnt delude myself. Even though I didnt I wracked my brain.

I guess therere no other choices thenDo what you want. I cant. Normally, I would have lowered my head like this and backed down, but right now, I could smell a trap. Tsk, I had expectations but was this all you could do? Then Ill kill you like you wanted. For some reason, I feel like these words would come out nonchalantly. For pitys sake, please consider it. should I latch onto her? No. I feel like a I had hopes, but is this it? kind of reaction would be returned to me and result in my death. Albeit, if someone were to ask why I thought this, then I could only put my gut and mood as a basis. Then that means thats your limit. should I act gallantly? No, thatll just cast a damper on the situation words that wouldnt spoil the fun think, Yujin. Think.

Eventually.

I said to the Earl the words that came to my head after having worked my brain to the point where an audible sound of clanking could have possibly been heard.

To be exact, they werent words.

I knelt down. The Earl tilted her head and let out a sound, Hm?. As if kowtowing, I lowered my body. Following after, while using hand movements that displayed no hostility, I reached out and held her small ankle.

In this moment, although there was a possibility that the Earl of the Silver Lion would instinctively send me back to the solitary cell, she didnt do so. Though she was startled for a moment, shortly after a look of interest filled her eyes. Thanks to that, without any interference, I brought my face towards the end of her black-socked foot and,

Mm.

For a moment.

Mm That tickles, mm, hm. Ah hah ha ha ha.

For a moment.

Mmmmm. Uuuu. Aah. Stop. Stop it.

I drew back. The face of the Earl who was wiggling her toes and looking down at mewas definitely flushed.

Youre, skilled at this.

Techniques that I had no other choice but to learn during the first half of the 8 Years War. Regardless of how young one is, if theyre taught something while being beaten, then theyll not only be able to learn it quickly but they wont be able to forget what they were taught as well.

In any case, I waited momentarily. Ive passed the ball.

Soon after, the Earl of the Silver Lion, who was crossing her arms with her brow furrowed, let out a sigh.

, Well, whatever. Ill overlook you for the moment. No, well, although Im not sure how long that moment will be. Youll most likely have to continue proving to me that youll be able to amuse me and be useful. If you dont, then youll die immediately. Ah, jeez.

After saying that, she grumbled as if she werent pleased with something. It cant be helped since the feeling, Im going along with his very obvious scheme. was most certainly going through her head. Even if that were so,

I survived.

At the very least, I was able to escape the fate of something like immediately being bound to the rack and murdered cruelly. Please, let us continue the talk tomorrow., I wonder if the main character of One Thousand and One Nights, Scheherazade, felt like this? (TL note: Scheherazade)

Whatever. I will make it back alive.

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TL note: Thank you for reading the first actual chapter of Your and My Asylum. Im saying this to the people who were questioning why chapter ZERO was so short. Anyway, to get to the important stuff, some people may have had a hard time reading some of the Earls lines, with all the weirdly placed commas and such, but thats because shes talking weirdly. Shes putting emphasizes on certain words and pausing here and there. So please dont leave comments saying I messed up the grammar for her lines.

Also, as youve noticed from the ending of chapter 1. Feet stuff is going to happen a few times every volume, so yeah. If you dont like that sort of thing, then you can back out now.

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Anyway, sorry for the long ending TL note.