Your and My Asylum

Book 2: Chapter 2

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My cousin, Han Miyeong, was a hysterical girl.

Her eyes were sharp. She wore glasses. She was slightly taller than me, so with a height of 177cm, she had a stature that was tall despite being a girl. She had charcoal-colored short hair that almost appeared as if it were cut with a knife. Her veins were visible on the back of her hands and her feet as well. Her foot size was 270mm. She was on the larger side of girls with the same physique as her, so her hands were similar.

She wasnt fat. Her figure was outstanding. To the point that you couldnt vaguely say something like okay or on the good side. She had proportions that were difficult to obtain even if one were to aim for it while on a nurturing simulation. Her receiving offers to become a model while walking through the streets of Hongdae was a matter of everyday occurrence. Although she would occasionally receive offers to become an idol, it wasnt because of her appearance but because her height and physique were limited to the upper class.

She had a lot of popularity. Mostly from other girls. Second to that was from boys who were shy. Last year, during Pepero Day, one of those boys had even shoved a box of pepero within our newspaper slot and ran away. It seems he was able to squeeze out the courage to come to our house but didnt have enough to take the next step. Of course, even if he did, theres a large possibility that he would have just witnessed the sight of the pepero going into my mouth. Miyeong didnt eat snacks that well. She did buy them. Moreover, shed even spend tens of dollars not at convenience stores but at imported sweet stores, at that. However, she was a fellow who, instead of tossing the snacks she bought into her mouth, would groan while staring at the calorie label for a long time before coming into my room and throwing it in my face. 69.3kg. Considering her height and figure, she absolutely wasnt overweight.

It couldnt be helped.

She was a girl, after all.

Someone whos concerned about her height, concerned about her own shoe size, and concerned about her weight. Someone who cant even meekly accept any positive evaluations, and would instead inflate the negative parts before harboring it. Compared to her peers, behaving quite her age, behaving no higher than her age,

an irritable girl.

My cousin, Han Miyeong, was that kind of girl.

Ill organize the current situation.

I, who was dragged here by the white maid, was thrown aside on top of a bed in a small room.

The end.

If theres something that can be added onto this situation that somehow feels similar to a light novel title, then its the fact that, in the end, the wrist on my right arm was bruised. As a matter of fact, my body was sore because of the melee I had with Zia yesterday, so Id like to refuse being injured any more than this.

Though that wasnt in my hands.

Hota rii, akatu ziena?

The white maid asked me something. However, since I couldnt understand her, I responded by looking around the room instead. Approximately 6.5 square meters. There were no windows, but there was one wooden chair and desk. Instead of there being a closet, clothes were stacked on top of the rack that was attached to the wall. In the spot where I was situated, I was on top of a piece of furniture that was similar to a mattress and was stuffed with something that was unknown to me. However, whether it was because they werent washed for a long period of time or not, the covers that must have once been white were now a beige color and the areas where the body touched most, along with the pillow, were stained a light yellow.

Kime ke kr-mera?

The white maid spoke once more. As expected, since I couldnt understand her, I stared at her, or rather, at the door that was right behind her. A door made of wood. As I had stated earlier, since there were no windows, the room was enshrouded in darkness due to the door being shut. If this maid werent so white, if her eyes didnt give off such a boundlessly scarlet glow, then facing each other would have been difficult.

Hrehesieve hreromehe-hieehe?

The white maid spoke again.

Although I still couldnt understand what she had saidthis time, instead of observing the surroundings, I gazed at the white maid.

There were two reasons for this.

The first reason was because there were no more things in the room that were worth examining any further.

The other reason was because the vocalization method of the words that the white maid had just spokenI realized that her words just now were different compared to what she had uttered earlier.

If you think about it, the vocalization method of what she said just before that was vaguely different as well.

The reason behind that was revealed in the next moment.

is it, this language? Korean? Is correct?

, , Yeah, thats right.

I noddedand responded.

The white maid let out a sigh. After raising one hand to brush her hair to the side, she crossed her arms and stared down at me.

My name is Sii. Sii Garno Mikatni. As maid of Her Excellency the Silver Lion Earl, I work in this castle.

The word Sii, which was repeated over and over again earlier, the word that I faintly expected to be a name, turned out to be this white maids name. Although her Korean grammar was so broken that both grammar nazis and grammar anarchists would most likely never forgive her, it was a self-introduction that could still be understood.

Im, Yujin. My full name is Han Yujin.

Han Yujin?

Yeah.

Okay. Yujin.

Sii nodded her head, walked forward, and stood before me.

She inhaled deeply, making her small chest puff up, before raising her foot.

I was stepped on.

Kuh!

My breath, was stifled. Sii, who had put enough strength into her feet to make it feel as if my ribs, and the lungs underneath them, were being crushed, lowered her back and stared into my eyes.

Formal speech.

uh, , !!

Formal speech, use it. Did you not forget? Because this place is not where you lived, Yujin. Going along with my mood is for your future. Understand?

Her grammar was still broken. Even while she was talking, the strength in her boot continued to increase. If I didnt show a response, then she truly was going to continue until I broke, that was her intention.

The feeling of anger and indignity from being violently forced to use formal speech to a maid who was younger than meI can confidently say that I wouldnt have that sort of reaction.

No, I was used to it.

There was a time when I was dragged to Chanmis house and was mistreated by 5 maids at the same time. Like I would always say, any experience will become helpful in the future.

Understood.

Once I obliged immediately, light satisfaction appeared on Siis face.

She lessened the strength in her leg for a moment, before adding it back.

Miss.

The feeling of anger and indignity from being violently forced to attach a title to a maid who was younger than meI can confidently say that I wouldnt have that sort of reaction.

No, like I said, I was used to it.

When I was dragged to Chanmis place, there was a time when I was tormented by a pair of twin maids. Looking back at it now, its just a distant memory.

Miss Sii.

Yup.

Sii displayed a satisfied expression and lifted her foot. She then dragged a chair over to the bed before sitting down on it and crossing her legs. With half-opened eyes, her red pupils appearing like a pair of setting suns that had been cut in half by the horizon and flipped upside-down, she looked down at me as if she were evaluating me.

Boy?

Yes, Miss Sii. I immediately responded with formal speech and raised my upper body. I am a boy.

Sii furrowed her brow as she watched me raise my body but then smiled brightly after seeing me get down onto my knees and lower my eyes with my hands gathered together. It wasnt the twisted smile that she made while in front of the other maids, but a truly happy smile which was apparent on her face. She stomped her heels against the floor multiple times, her shoulders hunched together, before pushing the end of her foot towards me.

As expected, if I were to speak from experience, then the meaning behind a sitting girl sticking her foot out towards a kneeling boy can be narrowed down to six things.

Among them, if its the reaction thats hoped for by the type of people like Sii, then.

(TL note: Warning: Foot stuff)

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I courteously supported her foot and placed the end of her boot against my mouth.

!

Sii twitched. While looking up towards that Sii with upturned eyes, I moved my head and sucked audibly. Lick, suck. The dull taste of leather. The stale taste of dirt and dust. Not avoiding it but accepting it fullyI swallowed. Suck, lick. Each time the wet sound of lips and tongue resonated, her knees twitched. The face of the twitching Sii was dyed red.

(TL note: Foot stuff is over)

Her face was completely flushed.

Not only her eyes, but her entire face was giving off a ruby glow as well.

She wasntonly embarrassed.

Yup!

Sii made me stop by pushing me away with her other foot and stood up from her chair. She then started to skip around with trembling shoulders before pouncing on me and pulling my neck into an embrace. She then (stretched out her hand that was, as expected, bright red) patted my head.

Yup~~!! Good!

I think I was on the mark.

Good Yujin. Yup~~ very good! Because youre good, really! Like this from now on, with sincerity! Have understood? Because if you do, then I wont step on you like earliersince I wont make you hurt, this Sii Garno Mikatni promises. Its okay to trust me. Do you understand?

Thank you very much, Miss Sii.

Sii barely listened to the response that I gave her. She rubbed her cheek, which was so flushed that it appeared as if you could feel the heat radiating from it, against my forehead and kept stroking my head. If her pale white skin could be described as fallen snow, then right now, she was like fire spreading on top of oil. Did her entire body turn red? In terms of posture, the lower portion of my face was naturally pressed against her heated chest, so the peculiar feeling from that soft sensation and the scent of milk mixed with sweatI can confidently say that I wouldnt feel anything from that.

In the first place, it wasnt even soft. If you want to get technical, then it was indeed soft, but it was a softness that was no better than a chicken breast. As I saw with my eyes earlier, this girl had a body that was lamentably skinny.

As Ive said multiple times before, I dont like stimulating things.

Before that, this wasnt even stimulating.

The former being me and the latter being this maid known as Sii, this was a situation that was pitiful in several different meanings.

Yujin, Yujin. Chest, hurts? The place I stepped on earlier Did I make it hurt a lot?

Sii, who must have been satisfied with her long session of rubbing against me, lifted her head and started to hit my chest as if she were trying to pat it down. If someone were to ask me which moment hurt more, then itd be now.

A little Miss Sii. Youre strong.

Those words, which would have made my cousin Miyeong rampage like a dragon and rain her royal wrath down upon me if I were to ever say that to her, made Sii become redder. She then cleared her throat with an Ehem, put her chest out, and,

Yup! Thats obvious. Im strong! Really strong!

Indeed, Miss Sii.

If I put more sincerity, then even a boy like Yujin is just a twig against my one finger!

Thank you for going easy on me.

Yup yup. Is obvious, Yujin. Be relieved. Since Yujin is a good kid, even I wont go all out!

Sii spoke while patting my head strongly with her palm. Although, if you consider the fact that there was some end of the century martial arts manga type line in the middle of her sentence, then you can approximately tell what sort of method this fellow had used to learn Korean. Regardless of that, her personality type was just as I had expected.

Starting from the obsequious smile which she had shown in front of the other maids.

To the pressure of the grip which went beyond common sense on my wrist.

To the fact that she had abruptly stepped on my chest and forced me to use honorifics.

The truth that could be realized just by looking at that figure which lacked in volume.

This white maid, Sii Garno Mikatni, was starving for recognition and respect.

Regardless of who the opposition was, she wanted her strength, her value, to be acknowledged.

It was similar to how a short, scrawny, or any man lacking in a particular physical attribute would be hell-bent on trying to prove his masculinity. As expected, the fact that she got this excited by me licking the end of her bootwas most likely because she felt as if that strength of hers had been confirmed. Moreover, it was confirmed by a man who had a good head on his shoulders. She would be especially ecstatic because of that.

She was someone who was so easy to handle that she couldnt be compared to the Earl. How great would it be if every woman in the world was like her?

No, as I thought, that isnt right either, is it?

Uhm, Miss Sii.

Carefully, while lowering my back and looking up at her, I moved my lips while displaying an attitude that seemed as if I were being considerate about her mood. Sii tilted her head.

Hm? What, Yujin?

There is something that I am curious about would it be discourteous of me, to ask?

Mm? Ah, okay. Yujin was a body summoned by the Earl after all Things you want to ask, is there a lot?

Yes. I would be grateful if you were to teach me, if you were to show me mercy. (TL note: Hes correcting himself)

Since Im doing it anyway, I should do it with certainty. I backed up slightly and made that request while lowering my head. Sii gazed down at me while grinning broadly and giggling inaudibly to herself before she composed herself in order to let out a proud snort.

Okay! Talk. If you dont, then I cant answer your questions.

This room, what place is it?

Its my room! Since Im amazing, I was allowed to have a personal room. Since I came here through Miss Merc Mikatnis introduction, its not without reason! (TL note: Uncertain about the gender)

Contrary to her words, the room was still shabby, but if I said that out loud then Id probably be stepped on again. There was no worth in breaking the mood that I was barely able to establish.

Miss Merc Mikatni?

The best blacksmith of the City of Confinement. Although an otherworldly creature like you, Yujin, may be unaware, shes a person with a lot of influence in the city. As that persons adopted daughter, I came into this castle. And Im working as a maid. Honestly, I want to do a more splendid job, but because I have a disease, its difficult for me to move around outside. Until I gather enough money to fix that, I plan to work without voicing my complaints.

The adopted daughter of a citys community leader, is it? A disease. Restricted outdoor activities. Different to the Earl of the Silver Lion, she had truly white skin and red eyesskin that reddened when excited. A typical disease of melanin deficiency, the appearance of an albino. The reason why she was always narrowing her eyes was probably because her vision was weak.

The part about whether albinism was a curable disease or notlets put that on hold.

She was either plainly young and thus unaware of the truth or she was deceived into believing that a medicine that could cure her disease actually existed.

Theres a possibility that the so-called Alchemy Fortress, the pharmacist association of this worldtruly did possess a magical medicine that could cure that disease.

Thats amazing.

Mhm! Its no big deal!

Although I think theres no meaning in you saying those kinds of words when you have such a boasting expression on your face, as I thought, lets ignore it.

Earlier those maids, those misses.

Dont call them misses!

She shouted. I expected this response, but it was important for me to act as if I didnt. With a frightened face, and while even uttering a shriek, I went down onto my knees and bowed my head. I put strength into my arms and shoulders, which were supporting my body, and made myself appear as if I were trembling.

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Shortly after, once I carefully glanced up at her like a prisoner who was pleading for mercy, both sorriness and satisfaction lingered in the eyes of Sii who was still trying to catch her breath after having shouted.

No, like I said, this was easy. At this point, I feel as if I may end up being the one to feel bad instead.

Sorry for shouting, but calling them Miss is a no. Because the only person among the maids worth calling miss, is this Miss Sii Garno Mikatni. Understood?

Carefully, while embarrassed, but with an evidently pleased expression on her face, Sii Garno Mikatni rubbed the end of her boot against my lips. Once I pressed my lips against her boot as if I was much obliged by the fact that I could even respond to her like this, Sii crouched down and patted my head.

Yup~~! Good! Its okay if you know, Yujin!

After stroking my head for a long period of time, she patted my forehead with the palm of her hand.

No matter how I looked at it, this must have been this fellows habit. Its been hurting ever since she started to do this.

In the first place, the majority of the other maids are idiots who dont even know Korean. They dont have aspirations, either. No passion to learn. Lazybones who pushes tiresome tasks to others. Because I, will never live like that.

I see, Miss Sii. However, uhm.

Hm~?

How did Miss Sii grasp the Korean language?

Learned!

Sii puffed up her chest.

This castles library, its open to even the maids. At first, I learned from picture books with a lot of drawings. Because I didnt know how to read the letters, I asked either Miss Zia or Miss Sophna and after learning how to read, mm, since its a picture book, I could understand the situations.

Picture books, is it? I wonder if shes talking about manga. Seeing that Zias name was mentioned, then ten to one that must be the case. The person called Sophna if I recall the time I wrote that speech, then they were the head vassal of the House. Contextually, it wouldnt be wrong to say that this person knows how to speak Korean as well. Lets keep this in mind.

Thats impressive. It should have been difficult to learn Korean.

Yup~~! Thats right, it was difficult but the picture books were fun. Wanted to read the next volumes faster and faster. Furthermore, its another world language, right? I believed something good would happen if I learned it. No matter the experience, it will be helpful. If you didnt know this, then use this opportunity to learn it well, Yujin.

Although that common opinion, which you uttered so proudly, was something Ive already been using on you to my hearts content, as expected, theres really no need for me to say that out loud. In regards to the fact that she was violent, easy to read, and boundlessly simple to handle, she reminded me of Eun Minseon.

No, would Miyeong be more similar?

In any case.

It has certainly helped.

Hm~?

Since that has allowed me to have the honor of conversing with you, after all.

Sii was dyed red once more. Although it seems that she wanted to make a pretentious expression on her face which displayed that something on that level was obvious, she was unable to control her facial muscles so her lips trembled like a worm that had found itself on a road of asphalt.

Uhuhuhuhum! Well, thats obvious. Because Im amazing. But certainly, because Korean was really difficult, there were a lot of hardships even after learning how to read I was able to manage that one way or another. Since Im in charge of cleaning.

Sii abruptly stopped mid-sentence and shut her mouth.

Miss Sii?

Ah mm. Its nothing. Nothing at all. Mm mm. In any case, Im amazing. If you understand, then you have to show some more sincerity!

Sii, as if to block my mouth with her bootMm, it would probably be better to take out the as if. She blocked my mouth physically.

Lets think.

This sort of reaction came out after she mentioned that she was in charge of cleaning. There are three possible explanations. First, because their assigned area was under secrecy, there was a need for her to pick her words carefully. Though this could possibly be the case, if she had that sort of sociability, then she wouldnt have fooled around with me this easily. The second explanation was that in the midst of boasting to me, she stated that she was in charge of cleaning so she felt embarrassed. Compared to the first explanation, this was 100 times more probable.

Finally, the third.

Mm.

For now, I removed my lips from her boot.

Miss Sii.

Hm?

What type of person is the Silver Lion Earl to Miss Sii?

Sii twitched and then fixed her posture. Among the three possible explanations mentioned earlier, I could guess what the answer was.

Mm.

The hesitating Sii let out a sigh.

Shes, a scary person.

As I thought, she had this sort of evaluation.

A really scary person. I heard that she wasnt like this in the past, but I wasnt here back then so I dont know that well. Just a few days ago, the fact that Aria almost died Albeit, Aria is a lowly maid who resorts to thieving, well, I believed that itd be a cheap price no matter what her punishment was, but seeing that she forgave Aria, then she might have a generous part about her. Yup. A difficult person. Thats what I think.

Theft, maid, near death situation, and mercy It seems that the maid called Aria was the one who I had helped. I wonder if she was mixed in with the group of maids that I saw earlier. I dont plan to take advantage of a favor, but if I get the opportunity, then I should confirm it. Winning people over to your side was important.

Uhm Yujin.

While in deep thought, Sii cautiously called out to me.

Yes, Miss Sii?

, that basement room did you see it?

That basement roomshe must be referring to the torture chamber.

In charge of cleaning.

It was something that I had already guessed at. It was a used facility. A room where a person of high status would go to enjoy herself. Although it appeared as if the room was never cleaned before because blood, flesh, guts, and bones were scattered all over the placelogically, there was no way that that would be the case. Furthermore, theres no chance that the Earl herself would clean that torture chamber. If I were to judge Zia while relying on a harsh stereotype, then its a question whether shed even clean her own room or not. Rather than that, the people below would have to do it. If thats the case, then what room would be the most appropriate place to clean for a maid whos treated as a sore?

Even the thing which she claimed to have assisted her in learning the language, if she truly did learn from only reading manga, then theres no way that she would be able to converse with me as fluently as this. She needed a conversation partner.

She most likely hadthat conversation partner.

Similar to how, in this very moment, there are two otherworldly creatures that exist in that torture chamber.

Those who were unable to get past the first day, the second day, or even the third day. Torturedthere must have been Koreans who were as broken as this childs grammar.

Didnt see? That room.

Sii asked me while averting her gaze.

I shook my head before giving her a nod.

I saw it. The torture chamber, youre referring to that, right?

Ah. so you saw it, yeah.

The recoiling Sii fiddled with her fingers before clearing her throat.

Mm~ I understand, the fact that you saw. Mm. In fact, you immediately used formal speech for me and used honorifics. Since you saw, things like that Thats right. Mm mm.

Sii, who had her arms folded while letting out a long Mm~ sound, then nodded her head.

Yup, Ill try talking!

?

Say that Yujin is a good boy! After hearing that she doesnt have to make you hurt anymore, therell be no need to hurt you! Although Miss Earl is a scary person shes also a cool person. After hearing the speech she gave during Arias incident before, yup! An amount of possibility may, slightly not be non-existent.

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Yujin.

Sii trailed off. It seems she had judged that the reason behind my silence was because I was trembling in fear.

Even though that wasnt the case.

I think I know why she tried to refrain from saying the precise term torture chamber. It was most likely because she had considered the possibility that I hadnt seen it. If I were summoned aboveground, and thus never saw the torture chamber, then she probably believed that the very act of mentioning torture chamber would instill fear into me. The fact that she flinched on her own when mentioning that she was in charge of cleaning was because of the same context. In order to consciously avoid the topic about that room.

Sympathywas a bit different.

Consideration.

Especially the fact that she was similar to that fool knight who would pick her words carefully in order to not give me false hope.

This child was currently being considerate of me.

That consideration,

May have come from the sense of disappointment that came from the fact that the flatterer, who treated her well, may possibly be tortured to death the next day,

It may have even come from her mid-teens-like emotions, the concern itself originating from something that was similar to how youd have a slight attachment to a random dog which you had petted once while walking down the street.

Perhaps, no, that was most certainly the case.

A type of consideration that could be tossed, just like some pocket change, at the weak who absolutely couldnt disobey, all for the sake of ones own amusement.

The strong to the weak to an extent.

The weak to the strong to an extent.

Despite that.

I see that youre a gentle person, Miss Sii.

Eh.

Thank you.

Because this pure white maid felt cute to me, I had no other choice but to say that while bowing my head (with sincerity this time).

Ah Uuuu. Yup~~! Mm mm mm.

Sii lit up once more like a red crab and squirmed around with her arms wrapped around her shoulders.

And then,

Mm!

She spread her hand and patted my head.

As expected, I think this is her habit.

Except, the intensity of the blows this time werent that different to a playful hit youd receive from a friend.

In other words, it didnt hurt.

She had adjusted it. Her strength.

Yujin!

Sii laughed with an Ehehe and stood up from her seat. She stretched out her hand in order to grab my wrist, but after seeing that it was now bruised, she let out a light gasp. With her stretched out arm floating in place, she withdrew her smile and hesitation wrapped around her entire body.

Thats why I extended my arm instead.

Ah.

I went out of my way to let her grab my right arm that had a bruised wrist. Once I smiled for her, the hesitating Sii smiled once more as well. Ehehe. After shivering her shoulders and enjoying herself, she carefully gripped my wrist. Sii Garno Mikatni then spoke to me.

Yujin. Yujinare you not hungry?

Ive just now started to become hungry.

Okay~~! Lets go eat. Since its almost dinner time, we just have to go to the dining room and eat. Lately, the menu has become rather faithful, so its delicious.

Thank you very much. What is the menu like here?

In yesterdays case, mm~~ Memeke meat that was Shichi came out.

I see. If I knew what Memeke was, then it might be easier for me to understand.

Memeke is uhthat. In Korean, its that animal called tentaclonis.

An apprehensive name popped up all of a sudden.

Tentaclonis?

Yup~~. That pillar-looking animal with a bunch of long tubes attached to it, it came out in the picture book called Princess Knight Tentacle Obedience.

My sudden uneasy prediction was right.

But different to that picture book, Memeke dont um, do that sort of thing.

Since it feels like it wouldnt be a good idea to drag this topic on for too long, lets put it aside. Please tell me about the cooking method called Shichi.

Okay. In Korean terms, its a cooking method that comes out in the picture book called Archduke Mother and Daughter Predation Appreciation.

Another apprehensive named popped up abruptly.

Archduke Mother and Daughter Predation Appreciation?

You peel the outer layer while its still alive, fasten it in place, and while its on top of a heat-resistant plate, you put in a glassto be exact, its a bit different, theres a thing called Tios. Its like a lens, but its slightly different to a lens as well. In any case, you put that inside and take it to a place where theres a lot of sunlight. If sunlight passes through the Tios, then it condenses and starts to heat the plate.

My sudden uneasy prediction was right once more.

Damn Ahyeon. No, someone else could have brought those books, but still, damn Ahyeon. I dislike you even though Ive never met you before.

I understand now.

Okay.

I, and even Sii, avoided the others gaze and cleared our throats. A short silence.

Then that means a meal similar to dried squid was served yesterday.

Yup. Ah, yup, the dried part. It being a squid, yup. Although theyre bigger than squids and live on land Yup, squid.

I see.

Yup.

Another silence.

. I lowered my head. I apologize.

Mm~~ its fine! If you saw the torture room, then you know, right? The fact that this world I live in is just as excessive as the Korea you lived in, Yujin.

She was misunderstanding something.

If anything, I think that the world Yujin lived in is a gentle place, you know? I saw it in that one picture book. The book that started with the narration, In the year 199X the world was enveloped in atomic flames. Even that merciless man said it. Already you are dead., the memory of being moved by this line, I have it.

She was misunderstanding something outrageously.

Im digressing, but she was sincerely ruining the grammar of a line which all she had to do was memorize.

In the first place, just where in that example of hers did she feel gentleness from?

If someone asked me what part of the story I felt kindness from, then its the fact that hed tell even the atrocious villains about how much longer they had left to live. Thanks to that, those villains could comfortably put their lives in order, and accept death within their minds.

Although I think he did that in order to maximize his enemies fear towards death.

But my favorite line in that picture book is that, A human who shields someones will is not a human! How can a person who prolongs ones own life through flattery be called human!?. Yup, it was enough to shake my entire mind.

As expected, Sii recited the lines while sincerely messing up the grammar. As a person who had prolonged his life through flattery ever since the 8 Years War and continued to do so even to this very day, where Ive been summoned to another world, it was a vaguely painful line. I wanted to declare that flattery was an expression of ones will that was done in order to stay alive.

But I wont.

Let us go eat, Miss Sii.

Ah, okay~~ Sorry, it became long. Really hungry? Wait a little bit, because I will feed you a lot.

The unexpected change happened in that moment.

The scenery before my eyes, changed greatly.

Uah!?

Kyaa!?

Both Sii, who was grabbing onto my wrist, and I lost our balance at the same time, making us fall backward. Nevertheless, comfortable fur received our bodies instead of the hard ground.

A luxurious room that had a silver carpet covering the entire floor. Sii looked around at the suddenly changed scenery with a panicked face, however, since I had promptly comprehended the current situation, I fixed my posture and turned my gaze.

Earl. What is it?

In that place was a black-socked foot, the Silver Lion Earl who was spreading out her ten nails which were dyed black.

Im the ooone who should be asking that. I only called for Mr. Yujin, but why did Mikatnis adopted daughter come attached? Something like 1+1, thats a commercial law I dont particularly like.

If you dont like it, then dont abandon me in front of a bunch of maids in the first place.

Oho, are you saying that if youre placed in front of a bunch of maids, then you gain the properties to try and fuse into a single mass, Mr. Yujin? How interesting. Is that magnetism? Or is that elasticity?

Gravity. So? Whats the problem?

You ditched me earlier so why are you suddenly calling me againto these words, the Earl giggled.

What do you think the issue is?

Do you need service?

In terms of score, thats 50 points, and if I were to say it in English, then its a Good Start. That being said, lets start with that.

The Earl of the Silver Lion then laid down on what appeared to be an office desk. Once I approached her and started to massage her thigh, I got an immediate reaction.

Ahuh. Ang. Ah hah ha, mm, Mr. Yujin. Are your hand movements not devious? Hu-uh, ha ah, uunng. If you go all out like that, hauh, ah hah ha, then Ill get exciiited.

Lets say a bunch of choices appear before your eyes whenever you hear these sorts of questions.

1. If you dont become devious while massaging a girls thighs, then you wouldnt be gentlemanly.
2. Arent you always excited?
3. (Just keep massaging.)

Compared to games, if I were to point out a good thing about reality, then its the fact that theres always a fourth option. A subjective response.

Silver Lion Earl. Havent you become a little plumper compared to a few days ago?

Compared to games, if I were to point out a bad thing about reality, then its the fact that that hidden option doesnt always give good results. I was kicked below the stomach.

Mr. Yujin. Havent you been behaving a bit more recklessly compared to a few days ago?

Sorry. But still, didnt your excitement dissipate now?

Ive actually become excited, in a different sense now!

Good. If you ever start getting excited again, then dont forget about this excitement youre feeling right now.

Nyaang, what a sloppy way to mend things. But I certainly do feel like I heard something gooood.

I became closer to a eunuch because of that kick just now.

Nyahahaha, youre exaggerating. Even if youre kicked to that extent, the distance between you and becoming a eunuch is interstellar. Of course, in order to make that distance zero, I was able to figure out the answer to the gravitational equation due to my 200% worth of training experience.

It seems that I still had something like instincts as a male still leftover, seeing that the Silver Lion Earl was looking back at me with amusement apparent in her eyes. Honestly, before the Earl could go on about something else, I decided to take the path of adding more strength into my hands since this wasnt a pleasant topic. Press, press. Her thighs stuck to my hands like rice cakes. I really think she put on a little weight.

By the way, it seems like youve become a little weakerno, thats not what I wanted to say. Mr. Yujin. Whats up with that?

By that, the Silver Lion Earl was referring to the bruise that was on the wrist of my right arm.

I dont recall that being there earlier. What is it? That right arm, were you abused by someone?

Sii, who was sitting vacantly until now, let out a small yelp. The Silver Lion Earl narrowed her eyes.

I shrugged my shoulders.

I bumped into the wall.

No matter how you look at it, thaaats a handprint. There must be hands attached to walls these days, huh?

Thats why the thing called wall punching has been trending lately.

Was wall punching, that sort of thing?

It was like that.

Either hitting a wall with your fist or making someone hold a wall in place and hitting it using a piston motion.

Those meanings exist as well.

I believe it only has thooose two meanings. Hmm. Well, if Mr. Yujin isnt concerned about it, then I wont be concerned about it as well.

Contrary to her words, the shrugging Earl didnt remove her eyes from my wrist. I hid my wrist by putting my hands behind my back and spoke.

At any rate, if servicing you is a 50 point answer, then, mm. Did a problem occur?

If you say it like that, then doesnt that make it sound as if I call for you every time theres a problem, Mr. Yujin?

They say people learn from experience.

That stereotypical way of thinking is what gives birth to mannerisms and safety frigidity. (TL note: Mannerism is Konglish for Habitual behaviors)

People sometimes tell me that I have good manners anyway.

Im also on the side of hearing people call me frigid sometimesGya hah ha!? Uu, for you to tickle the back of my knee all of a sudden.

Seeing how youre sensitive like this, it must be a groundless misunderstanding.

Just like the manners which Mr. Yujin claimed to have.

It seems Ive dug my own grave.

Its an ultimatum that befits a villain.

Does that mean Ill come back once episode 2 starts?

It means that youll die by the episode 2 villain 1 hour into the episode.

Lets see then. Service was half. You said there was no problem then did you, perhaps, call me in order to introduce me to someone?

Correct. You can stop now. Shoo.

I did as she told me to. The Silver Lion Earl raised only her upper body, did some abdominal stretches, and sat down crossed-legged. I removed my eyes from that Earl and turned to look at the individual who had been bothering me since I was first summoned into this room.

Zia, who was standing at attentionwas, of course, not the person I was looking at, but instead, I was looking at the individual past her.

A glasses-wearing boy with a short stature, who appeared to be in their early teens,

and was letting off a purplish glow.

Was he a boy? They also seemed like a girl. I couldnt tell by their outer appearance. It wasnt only because of their epicene face. The impact that came from the purple glow which was shrouding himIll call them him for now, refer to this person as a boywas too large.

There was a chapter similar to this in a manga called Hell Teacher Nube. The chapter was about someone painting a certain kids hand mirror with purple paint, and then, once they did so, the hand mirror transformed into a gate that was connected to the afterlife and started to pour out all sorts of ghosts, monsters, and ghouls. Excluding that, there was another chapter within that manga that involved the color purple. The vengeful spirit of a grandmother, who had become an evil spirit due to the loss of her grandchild, went around hurting people. The chapter was resolved when her spirit went to the afterlife through a purple light. As such, in that manga, the color known as purple represented the afterlife, the next world, the netherworld

The color meant Hell.

Although in that manga, the color purple having that sort of meaning was because they used folklores on the afterlife as references, but I was able to feel with my body just why those folklores on the afterlife would put in that sort of detail. Its because those things just exist in the world.

Purple,

I felt that it was just that sort of color.

Korza Gen tenpeltos. Kie ta?

While pushing up his glasses and opening his purple lips that seemed as if they were coated in poison, the boy spoke in a way that sounded as if his voice was flowing straight out from Hell. The Earl of the Silver Lion made a tired expression before lifting one of her legs and scratched her temple with the heel of her foot.

Zia. Translate.

Zia cleared her throat.

Your Excellency, please maintain your dignity.

I said to traaaanslate. Dont be cheeky.

But.

Ah, its fine. In any case, is that fellow someone who would be concerned about this kind of thing?

Sii is watching as well.

Dont worry about it. Mikatnis adopted daughter, you dont have to worry about it either.

Sii let out another short shriek.

Ko, Korza Antensimar zes! Mi ta.

I said to not worry about it.

Mi Mi ta.

Should I say it a third time?

Sii held her tongue. The Earl of the Silver Lion didnt even glance at Sii who was trembling with her head lowered.

Zia. Translate. Introduce each other well.

Zia made a complicated expression but soon nodded. She turned towards the purple boy and spoke.

Pelmute. Kome ii zes. Mi na hote meri nov zies ella.

The purple boy stared at Zia. Past his glasses and within his pupils, there was a blueno, a violet-colored malice lingering there.

That malice was directed towards me. The boy spoke as if he were chewing and spitting out his words.

Yudia Batsand. Zia na Pelmute zes.

Zia, who was intensely anxious, interpreted.

Yudia Batsand. Im Zias mentor.

I respond after a short moment. It took me a moment because those hell gate-like eyes were directed towards me, and because of the shock that came from his words.

Mentor?

Thats rightAh, one moment.

The purple boy muttered something more. Zia promptly translated.

Tenth Sky Wizard of the Twelve Sky Wizards. Martial Sky, the Draconian Demonic Spear(Prince : Spear) Yudia Batsand. The royal courier of the End Void Gate, one of the twelve factions of the world.

Mm.

Summing up the current situation.

I was summoned by the Silver Lion Earl. The goal was self-introductions. They most likely wanted me and this Tenth Sky Wizard of the Twelve Sky Wizards, Martial Sky, Draconian Demonic Spear, the person referred to as Zias teacher, this purple boy whos the royal courier of the End Void Gate, Yudia Batsand to introduce ourselves to one another.

Although I had a stack of things that I wanted to ask, I decided to follow their intentions for now.

Han Yujin. An Earthling summoned by the Earl of the Silver Lion. Im a Korean.

Han Yu-zin. Korza Gen tenpeltos na. Merte-kiespilto zes.

Zia translated. Yudia Batsand nodded after having listened with a demeanor that felt as if he were chewing and swallowing down death.

Yu zin. Kork megio zes tie, Kork vizimeo zes niano.

Of course, those words were translated and spoken to me as well.

Yujin. A detestable name and a detestable resonance.

Mm.

For starters, one thing. Zia, is that tone correct?

What do you mean?

Isnt this person using formal speech?

Zia blinked.

Thats right. How no, if its you, then it isnt strange. Its just as you said. My teacher is currently using formal speech.

Then why are you translating it into informal speech?

But, if I translate it into formal speech, then wouldnt it be like Im the one whos talking formally to you? If rumors were to spread to my friends, then itd be embarrassing and.

That reason befits you! or You had friends!?, which one do you want?

Figuring that out is the trial which has been imposed upon you.

What trial is that!?

Figuring that out is the trial which has been imposed upon you.

Are you satisfied yet? Lets keep this at a moderate level. In any case, are you telling me that as soon as I revealed my name, I received a response saying that it was detestable?

Dont worry about it, Yujin. My teacher is.

No, interpret those words as is. If I need your opinion, then Ill call your name like I did earlier. What I say, what the opposition says, just stick to interpreting those two things. But if you feel like you need to say something no matter what, then raise your hand and ask.

Zia made a perplexed face. Anyone whos told to sincerely perform their role as a translation tool would most likely show this much of a reaction. If you consider the fact that she was a knight, then it wouldnt be strange for her to even feel insulted.

HoweverZia was my sword.

To me, she devoted her sword.

An exchange established solely between the two of us, something which the Silver Lion Earl was unaware of. Without having to even metaphorically hint at it, Zia nodded her head with her gaze lowered.

My words were transferred over and a response was returned.

That is so.

Zia. It was formal speech this time as well, right?

That is so.

Youre hoping for a rebuttal, arent you?

That is so.

This is a really annoying sword.

Translate. Did I, perhaps, do something to upset your mood?

Its fine to remove the conditional and interrogative structure. Youre upsetting my mood just by existing in that spot. Thus, I detest you.

It was a resolute response.

Im being told this by a kid(appearance-wise) who Ive known for less than 10 minutes, so the anger and despair Id feel towards thatas expected, I didnt feel those emotions even remotely.

I mean, Ive already experienced many things that were much harsher than this. Even that Silver Lion Earl, whos sitting on top of the desk and licking her nails, tried to torture me to death 1 minute into our first encounter.

The feeling that my own life was falling into sadness, well, its not like I didnt feel that.

Does my existence in particular upset you?

Yes and no. Every hatred is special. Therefore, they arent special. The thing Im certain of is the fact that I do not detest people for tepid reasons. An individual, who wishes to abhor someone, must have a clear-cut reason behind their hate and must also detest them while going through a properly established process. Hatred that contains sincerity are the only things that will last forever.

Enmity must hold a lot of value to you.

It is a way of life that is for the body and mind.

I see. In my world, the view that claims that hatred eats away at the body and mind is dominant.

That view exists in this world as well. Those people, who go around blabbering as if that view puts them on a high horse, dont even know the obvious fact that the same methodology would apply if you eat and consume a flesh-eating bug. The important thing is taking the initiative. Not through the skin, but through the mouth. The hatred doesnt burrow inside of you, but you chew and swallow the hatred yourself. In that regard, Zia is a peerlessly cute failure.

Zia. What part did you add on yourself?

Figuring that out is the trial which has been imposed upon you.

Then Ill go ahead and remove the adverb cute.

If youre going to take that out, then please remove the adjective peerlessly as well.

No. Furthermore, I forbid you from fabricating or making up new information while interpreting.

Yujin, youre really a ruthless man.

Didnt you want that type of ruthless rebuttal? How does it feel to receive what you asked for?

Only a sense of futility and an even larger craving is left in that spot.

Translate. I like green tea and injeolmi.

Yudia Batsand raised an eyebrow after having my words translated to him. I continued.

I like soft, tender, and fluffy things. Mild over spicy. Rather than sweet, I like things that give a slight bland feeling. I like things that are neat and tidy, things that leave only slight lingering imageries, things that are harmless, and not changing myself to become something that is beyond my own way of thought.

In reality, my Goddess Minhee absolutely wasnt that sort of existence, but if you were to exclude that Minhee.

If you were to excludelove.

You can say that in my entire life, the thing which I desire is that sort of soft stimulus. Compared to you, who places such a huge value on the emotion known as hatred, the emotion which can be regarded as the most stimulating in certain meanings, I guess you can say that our points of view on matters are different. However.

Because that viewpoint is different,

I believe that we can get along.

I bowed my head.

Ill be in your care.

Yudia Batsand kept silent for a long period of time. He then,

Guhuhuhu.

laughed.

Yudia Batsands shoulders trembled as he laughed with his fist placed near his mouth, he then shook his head.

A man whos interesting enough to detest. Its just as my cute disciple had said.

Zia. I thought I forbade you from fabricating information.

Please forgive at least this one adjective.

Translate. If you see it that way, then Im grateful.

Yudia Batsand laughed some more. He then turned towards the Earl.

Korza, Tokari me kollo arme mihoisu zes.

Myaa, Merk-abrozio me. Mi to sieru-eltriszioena.

The Silver Lion Earl grinned and responded. She, after having gotten off the desk, stretched gallantly with her entire body before snapping her finger.

Ah hah ha, Mr. Yujin. Good job. As expected of my toy.

I only introduced myself because I was told to do so and because I received an introduction first. Since I heard what was important to them, their policy, and their values, I told them what was important to me, my policy, and what I valued. Even if you compliment me for doing what I was told to do, its not much you know?

There are too many fellows in the world who arent able to even do what theyre told to do. Mhm. That being said, should I give you another task? Learn the words.

If by words, youre referring to the language of this world, then I actually wanted to do that already. The problem is, if I want to do that then Id need a teacher and some textbooks. Was my current statusZias apprentice knight?

Uu? Now that I think about it, did we decide to do that?

We decided to do that approximately 2 hours ago.

Hmm. Thats like a manga artists initial character design. Its temporary, weak, and transient.

Are you going to change it then? I dont want to become your feet mat, though.

Tsk. Well, it should be fine to put you as Zias apprentice knight on the surface. But wordsMm, Im not sure. Zia is busy, and since Yudia is going to be residing in this city for a while, itll probably be difficult for her to spare you some of her time. Moreover, even if you learned how to speak from Ziayour vocabulary, your way of speech, and your kamaboko, will end up becoming weird. (TL note: Kamaboko are fish cakes)

Whats fish cakes supposed to be? You dont have to forcefully rhyme things. (TL note: The three things listed by the Earl rhymes in Korean)

Do I look like that sort of man, Mr. Yujin? Im talking about a mans kamaboko. Zia even has abs. If you get squashed by that Zia, then far from fish cakes, your internal bones will break apart and become pudding.

In the first place, youre not a guy. A girl shouldnt go around talking about a mans kamaboko or whatever. For there to be bones inside, what am I supposed to be? A chimpanzee?

Ukukukukuh. Right, Korean males dont have bones inside their kamabokos, now do they? How could I forget again even though Ive checked it several times before? Characters who appear perfect like me but make trivial mistakes over and over again, dont they call those type of people clumsy beauties in Korea?

I messed up. For this to be the result when I decided to give her a rebuttal as a small service. As I thought, I shouldnt do things that dont match my personality.

Your Excellency.

Thankfully, Zia came to my rescue.

Im on the side thatll end up being squashed.

Nevermind.

No, in Zias perspective, shes just mentioning something that had actually happened, but you arent supposed to mention that.

Lets wrap things up.

So who do I learn how to speak from?

Huu~? Something like that, figure that out on your ooown. Ill allow you to use the library, so be like a boy and show some spirit.

Is it fine to only show my spirit?

You have to get results as well. Ill test you later on. If you arent able to get an above average grade, then Ill punish you, you know? Ah hah ha.

She said something ridiculous while grinning from ear to ear. I guess I should study.

Well, I was planning to do so since the very beginning.

If theres a punishment, then is there a reward?

I took a step forward and turned her statement around. If its this current atmosphere, then she wont get mad but will instead be delighted by the unexpected response.

As predicted, the Silver Lion Earls pupils narrowed vertically and she then laughed.

You sound confident.

I just figured that Id take what I can get when I can take it.

Ah hah ha, how greedy of you. If thats the case, then it wouldnt be right if I dont prepare a reward to show my respect towards that greediness of yours. Lets see, if you score higher than average, then Ill give you the panties that Im wearing. This is an irresistible reward to Mr. Yujin whos a lolicon, right?

Thanks. If I keep it in hand, then itll probably be useful one day.

Uuh. Whats with that half-hearted response? Show a reaction thats on the level of doing something like a backflip and shouting Oh yeah!. If you make a girls panties be pitiful, then you cant be caaalled, a reliable young maaan!

Sorry. I cant do that.

If you cant, then learn. Ill test you on that as well.

A needless test was added. For the result of trying to take whatever I could get to end up like this, greed truly does bring disaster.

The grinning Silver Lion Earl turned towards Yudia.

Yudia-ren, Amores kata ta meisime-zio. Yu-zin ta hota senno aka von harami, soume chi akarii meoena. Amores karo-tio?

Pato zeskie?

Patopato The Silver Lion Earl made a peace sign with both of her hands. Kete mesia-zio

Guhuhuhu.

Yudia gave his unique laugh once more before adjusting his glasses.

Noveme. Kete mesia zesniano.

The conversation that only gave me a bad feeling went back and forth. The Silver Lion Earl turned towards me and winked.

Mr. Yujin. I just ended up promising Lord Yudia that I would show them something interesting

Mm.

Although I can roughly guess what it is, can you give me the details?

I promised that I will show them the sight of Mr. Yujin, whos currently completely unable to use this worlds language, fluently speaking in this worlds language soon. Ukukukukuh, Lord Yudia will be observing as well during the day of the test. If its you, Mr. Yujin, then you know what that means, right?

. I let out a sigh. If I dont do it properly, then youll be humiliated.

Correct. Ah hah ha. Of course, if that happens, then Ill get angry. VeryVeryMuchMuch angry. Thats why, Mr. Yujin, do your best

Truly an absurd earl It was at the moment that I felt a little discouraged.

In exchange, if you receive full marks and also perform a perfect backflip, thenthats right. Itd be fine for you to have a vacation for 2 days and 1 night.

The most ridiculous statement, Her Excellency the Earl had said it.

By vacation, you mean?

Of course, its the right to take a trip to the World of Spiresyour world. Ah hah ha, congratulations, Mr. Yujin! If you work hard then you can return! Albeit for a short period of time!

The Silver Lion Earl, who had finished dropping that bombshell, canceled my summon saying that she had to provide entertainment for Yudia. If the Earl cancels a summon, then the target will return to where they were previously located, so I ended up back on top of the mattress in Siis room. However, that sort of thing didnt matter.

I can go back.

While we were in the basement earlier, she said that she would let me return to my world back then as well, but the premise was different this time. Not a permanent return, but a temporary one. Therefore, since its more trustworthy and reliable, its something that I dont have to refuse either.

In the first place, I already figured that I would be given the task of being a purchasing agent in order to satisfy the Earls otaku-like hobby. However, I didnt expect for that opportunity to come this much sooner than what I had originally expected and this abruptly, at that. Once again, I was in a situation where I was already planning to learn the language. This has become a good motivation.

For starters, letters. I have to know how to read the letters first if I intend to read the textbooks. If theres no textbook, thenMm, would it be fine to memorize an entire dictionary just like I did back when I learned Japanese? If I deduce the words that had been going back and forth until now, it seems the grammar structure itself is similar Ah, since a Korean-Otherworld language dictionary probably doesnt exist like how a KR-JP dictionary does, itll be more difficult than the time I learned Japanese. In that regard, I guess Ill have to grill the person wholl play the role as my teacher a bit. Now on the topic of that teacher, since that Zia is busy, Ill have to take any of the occasions of seeing her as a chance time and rely mostly on Sii.

The door swung open with a thud.

The light from the hallway flowed into the room that was once dark. Although someone soon stepped into the doorway, since that person was white, instead of blocking the light, it felt as if they were diffusing it. Haa, haa. I wonder if they had run here, the person standing in the doorway while breathing heavily was none other than Sii Garno Mikatni.

Haa, haa.

Sii must have been considerably out of breath since her shoulders were moving up and down. Right, the reason why she was summoned to the Silver Lion Earls office was because she was in direct contact with me. If the summon is canceled while were apart, then Ill be the only one to be sent back. Thus, Sii had to come back to her room from the Earls office with her own effort. Despite that, there wasnt a need to run all the way here. It was at the moment that I had thought that.

All of a sudden, a Bang! sound resonated and light flooded into the room.

Sii had gotten down onto her knees and slammed her forehead against the floor.

II apologize.

Those small shoulderstrembled.

S-Sir Apprentice Knight Sir Yujin. T-The discourteous behavior, until now, p-p-pleaseforgive.

While trembling and rubbing her forehead against the floor, she sobbed.

D-didnt tell me just just that you were a toy summoned by Miss Earl those people, those people I, me, me into a trapa little, if I knew about Sir Yujin a little moreif I knew that you had a special relationship with either Miss Earl or Miss ZiaB-B-Because I would have never, never done those things!

Bang! Sii slammed her forehead against the floor once more. Bang! Again. Bang! Each time she did, a dent formed on the floor and her fingers, that were bracing t